Peter Parker Stories

Ice Skating + Avengers = DISASTER!!!

Soooo. Sorry for not updating and stuff. Just been really busy. Anyway, so me and my friend came up with this idea and she wanted me to write it.
Pretty sure this is a crack fic. Don't judge me, I'm tired and can re-edit it later.

Peter was excited. This weekend, on the 9th December, he was going ice skating with the Avengers!!!
Tony had booked an enclosed ice rink for some winter fun for their dysfunctional family.
Yes, Peter now thought of them as family. Deal with it Flash FUCKING Thompson.
Peter could just hear Cap repriminding him for his use of vulgar language.
He was pretty sure nobody, besides Natasha, actually knew how to skate.
"Hey Peter, I've got to head for my shift so I've left some stuff in the fridge for you." His Aunt shouted.
"Thanks May!"
"And don't forget to finish your homework"
Peter just groaned in response. Homework. Who even came up with the idea?

☆☆☆TIME☆SKIP☆☆☆

They had just arrived at the ice rink and Peter was buzzing with excitement.
With him, was Tony, Steve, Natasha, Clint, Bruce, Thor, Loki, Bucky, Sam, Vision, Wanda and Pietro (cause why the fuck not).
Most of them hadn't even gone ice skating and were all arguing over who would be the best, Clint and Sam especially.
As they went in, the staff just sort of froze and stared, making Peter felt slightly uncomfortable.
When they eventually stopped gaping, they fit everyone for their skates and got them ready for the ice.
Everyone got their skates and walked to the entrance.
As they stepped through the door, they all felt the blast of dry, cold air.
"It's fucking freezing in here!"
"No shit, Barton, it's an ice rink, you know." Tony said, turning to said archer.
"LANGUAGE!" No prize for guessing who that was.
"Does anyone here actually know how to ice skate?" Sam asked in a sarcastic tone.
"Never known how to, never want to learn. It's too bloody freezing." Bucky said, walking over to the seats outside the rink, grumbling about the ice, how it was too cold, and they were all idiots. Steve went join his boyfriend, not too fond of ice either.
Everyone watched the couple walk off and just decided to get on the ice.

5 MINUTE TIME SKIP CAUSE WHY NOT!  ;P

So, you all must be thinking:
These are superheroes! They must be amazing at ice skating! They've all handled much worse.
Well... wrong. Let me explain.
Natasha was literally flying round the ice, because, of coarse, it's Natasha.
You had Sam literally clinging to the wall for dear life while trying to stay upright.
Whereas you had Clint flat on his back after falling on his ass from trying to beat Sam.
Loki was gently gliding round the ice while trying to avoid his idiotic brother.
Then there was Thor, who thought it would be a fantastic idea to use Mjolnir to ice skate.
Wanda and Pietro decided to see how Pietro's speed would work while skating.
Vision had just been floating above everyone, not really wanting to set down on the ice and just watching everyone failing.
Bruce was trying not to Hulk out but ultimately losing that battle. Good thing it was a big ice rink.
Steve and Bucky were also watching everyone, sipping on hot chocolate in the stands with Bucky not-so-subtly laughing at Clint and Sam.
Then there was Tony and Peter. Peter who can easily keep his balance and Tony who is can easily keep his cool. Yeah. They were clinging to each other trying not to fall over, both regretting ever getting on the ice. True father and son moments.
Anyway, back on with the story.

"PETER, DON'T YOU DARE LET GO OF ME!!!" Tony was holding onto Peter as he started slipping and falling.
"I WON'T MR STARK! AS LONG AS YOU DON'T LET GO OF ME!!!" Peter shouted as he also started falling. They were just grabbing onto each other and ended with Peter on top of Tony.
"Sorry, Mr Stark!"
"It's Okay, kid. Maybe just get off?"
"You guys really can't skate" Sam's  voice cut through.
"Yeah, you guys are absolute crap." Clint added.
"At least we haven t been on our asses the entire time, Birdbrain." Tony Snark said.
"And we've not been hugging the barrier as if it's our long lost girlfriend." Peter said in reply to Sam.
At that moment, they heard a shout and saw Thor using Mjolnir to skate and he whizzed past.
Except, he didn't turn... or stop. He just kept going and went right through the wall of the building.
"And now I need to buy the fucking ice rink." Tony grumbled.
"LANGUAGE!!!"
Just then, Thor came back through, dropped Mjolnir and grabbed his brother who had just been gliding round the ice rink.
"BROTHER, HELP ME!!!"
"GET OFF ME YOU BIG OAF!!!"
A blur suddenly ran past. Of coarse, that blur was Pietro, and it was followed by a thud as he crashed into the barrier.
"Owwww..." he moaned while his sister was laughing so hard she slipped and fell.
"That was the best thing I have ever seen in my life!" Wanda exclaimed between laughs.
"Ha Ha, Wanda, ha ha." Pietro sarcastically replied.
A loud roar came from the other side of the rink, and everyone looked to see Bruce turning green.
"We just can't get a break, can we?" Peter asked no one in particular.
Then Natasha appeared from no where and took Bruce off the ice to calm down.
Everyone was just silent until Vision spoke.
"I believe it would be best to head back to the Tower."
And everyone replied in unison:
"Agreed!"

A/n Sorry about the crappy writing. I'm too tired right now to do It properly so... hope you enjoyed?

Until the next update.
Later xxx