Peter Parker Stories

What just happened?

For Barbemeli and her obsession with these fics.
Thor's hammer, Mjolnir, was never destroyed. Everyone was brought back after the snap. Thor still has the axe too though. Avengers came to an agreement and are back together, with a certain spider. Woop!
Also, Gamora and Loki are alive cause why not?

Peter was enjoying himself. The Avengers were having a reunion party with many other heroes.
There was T'Challa, Shuri, Doctor Strange, Guardians of the Galaxy, the Avengers, Daredevil, Deadpool (much to mosts disliking) and of coarse, the new avenger, Spiderman.
After introductions and explanations, Peter went in search of his missing homework and everyone else was  gathered around a table and were once again on the topic of Thor's hammer.
"C'mon dude. Admit it, it's a trick!" Clint whined from beside a smirking Natasha, internally laughing at her partners childish behaviour.
"Well, if you would like to try again to lift it, be my guest."
With that, Clint tried to lift it, once again failing and slumped back to his seat, muttering about the "damn voodoo magic".
Next up was Bruce, who accidently let go and fell back. He had no qualms about it and just sat back down next to Thor.
Tony went next.
"I still stand by the fact 'He who carries Thor's fingerprint shall lift the hammer'". Tony failed lifting the hammer.
"I'll just be a sec." He walked back into the room, Iron Man gauntlet on.
Yeah, still couldn't lift it.
Rhodey went next, he pulled and failed. He kind of expected that anyway.
"Alright Sam. Your turn." Rhodey said.
"Alright. I don't see how you couldn't lift this. Thor does it all the time."
Sam walked up and used a single hand to pick it up.
Except it didn't.
He tugged and tugged.
"What the fuck?"
"Alright, who's next?"
Everyone went, one after the other. By the end, there were roots in the floor, bullet holes in the ceiling, random bits of rubble surrounding the table, and a broken chair.
And on the table, sat the motherfucking hammer, on a stack of books and paper, completely unmoved.
"Okay, what the fuck is up with that?"  Asked Deadpool. When he tried lifting it, he accidently tore off his arm. He just grabbed it and went to another room.
He freaked a lot of people out.
"There must be some sort of science behind this." Said Shuri. She had been able to slightly shift it, like Cap, but nothing more.
"There is no science behind it. You are all simply not worthy." Thor exclaimed, sipping on his Asguardian drink.
"For once, I must agree with my oaf of a brother. To lift the hammer, you must be worthy. How it deems you worthy, it is unknown." (Don't know if that's true. For the sake of this story it is.)
"Well it must have high expectations if none of us can even lift. We literally saved the world only several times."
Clint threw his arms up while shouting this.
"My guess is no one can lift it other than Thor. No one is probably worthy enough."
Just then, the elevator opened, and an annoyed Peter Parker walked into the room.
No one would say it, but he looked like an angry puppy who just got his toy taken away. It was adorable.
"Has ANYONE seen my homework? I've been looking for it for 30 minutes and I can't find it anywhere!"
"Woah! Calm down, kid! We'll find your homework tomorrow." Tony said, walking over and throwing his arm onto Peter's shoulders.
"Sorry, Mister Stark. I just need to find it cause I don't want to have to do it again."
"Its alright, Peter. And enough of this Mr Stark shit."
"LANGUAGE!" Shouted everyone but Cap, who just looked around at everyone.
"Seriously, guys?" Steve asked in a sarcastic voice.
As Tony and Peter walked over, he noticed what was on the table.
His homework.
"Seriously? My homework was down here the whole time?"
He ran forward and lifted whatever was on his homework off. He quickly grabbed his paper and textbooks.
When he looked up, he saw everyone staring at him, mouths hanging open.
"What?" He asked innocently. They just continued to stare.
He looked to see what they were staring at, and saw he was holding Thor's hammer.
"Oh! Sorry Thor! Here." He held Mjolnir to Thor who silently took it.
"Well, this is... weird. I'll be back down in a minute while you get over whatever... this... is." With that, he slowly backed into the elevator, homework in hand.
"What the fuck?" Was faintly heard.
"What just happened?" A confuzzled Thor asked.
"What happened, brother, is that we have found someone who is worthy like you. Good luck." Loki's face held a smirk, enjoying his brothers confusion.
It was silent until Matt spoke up.
"So, who wants to tell the kid he is now the ruler of an alien planet?"

So. How is everyone? Having a good weekend?
Sorry, being weird again. Just so done with school and at this point I'm just waiting for death to take me.
Any who, hope you enjoyed reading this.

Until the next update.
Later xxx