Peter Parker Stories

Fuck the Fourth Wall

Peter was really curious about the new girl who started to intern at Stark Industries. She was really weird and only hung out with Susanna, Jane, Evie and Aria.
First off, no one knew her name. Even F.R.I.D.A.Y, which should be impossible.
Secondly, she was always typing on her phone, tablet or computer. Like, she never looked away. Then, when a supervisor came in, she would type something and it was just... be there. Literally just appears.
Lastly, she spoke really cryptically and she would have really weird conversations with the others.
He remembered that he accidently listened into one at one point.
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Peter had just been working on a project when he heard a conversation between Susanna, Evie, Jane, Aria and the new mystery girl.
"Seriously, guys, stop breaking the forth wall in my stories. I swear my readers have already prepared a grave for it." The mystery girl said.
"At least we belong in this story. You always talk about us breaking the fourth wall yet here you are." Aria said.
"Don't forget who created you." The mystery girl said. Okay, what?
"Yet you have no control over us." Evie said, smirking.
"I will fucking delete all you bitches." Mystery girl spoke again, an edge in her voice.
"You wouldn't, you love us too much."
Susanna said, hugging Mystery(that's what he's calling her for now.)
"Plus, the real Evie would just beat your ass for taking her out of your stories." Jane said, taking a bite of an apple that she grabbed from a fruit bowl. Wait, where did that come from?
"Fuck yeah she would! Too bad Susanna and Jane don't know about this." Evie said.
"HEY, what about me?" Aria said, a hint of anger in her voice.
"Don't worry, you're my favourite because I created you without basing you on my friends." That got Jane, Susanna and Evies attention.
"HEY!!!"
"Anyway, I've got to go. The readers are getting annoyed. I'll see you soon. And stop destroying my fourth wall! It's interrupting these fanfictions!"
Peter had so many questions.
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Today, he decided to finally ask her some questions. He walked up to her. She was typing something on her phone.
"HEY, can I ask you a question?" She stopped typing.
"Sure, but it'll have to be quick. Evie has been pestering to write more and one where you die."
"Wait, what?"
"Oh, not this Evie. My Evie. She's right there, just look through the screen."
He turned to look but there was nothing. He was so confused.
"Um, anyway. I was going to ask, who are you?"
She sat and stared at him for a good thirty seconds before blinking like nothing had happened.
"Sorry, got a Watsapp and had to go off the app for a second. What was the question again?"
"Who are you?" He expected something like Megan or Charlotte.
Not this.
"I am author. I am the all powerful being of this messed up timeline and can make anything and everything possible in this story. Except control my characters."
"So, you can do anything you want?"
He asked, confused by what the fuck was going on.
"Yup, and right now I want to be away from this conversation." She typed something on her phone and she was suddenly gone.
He got a ping on his phone and saw a picture of her in her onesie typing on her phone instead of doing homework and sleeping.
Then he suddenly heard her voice in his head.
"I also want you to be ready for my next update so go to sleep. Not that you'll know about this in the next update but whatever. I'm the author, I can do whatever I want. Night"
One minute Peter was at Stark Industries, the next he was in bed at home.
"Goodnight, Peter!" He heard his aunt call.
"Uh, night May!" He called back. He turned his head to see 'author's standing by the window.
"Just wanted to say the readers say goodnight as well and not to die on patrol anytime soon." With that, she jumped out the window and he saw her fly into the sky with angel wings before disappearing in a burst of light.
'What the fuck just happened?'

Yay, I met Spiderman! I also freaked him out.
Yeah sorry guys, I think I'm high right now, and I swear I got a headache just writing this. Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed this weird chapter.

Until the next update.
Later xxx