Peter Parker Stories

Vine Science Bros

Okay, so, ignore Infinity War. Infinity War never happened. We will not accept the death of our beloved smol bean in this fic. So, Shuri is 16 and Peter is 15, and Peter was adopted by Tony and Pepper after his parents die. Let's not mention the broken time line please.

Shuri and T'Challa made their way off the Wakandan jet.
"Remind me why we are here,brother?" Shuri looked at her brother with a raised eyebrow.
"The Avengers are having a discussion over the Accords." T'Challa simply stated.
"And why am I here?"
"You always said you wanted to see New York."
"I know, but this place is filled with such primitive technology and there is no one my age."
They walked into Stark Tower and were greeted by the sight of Tony Stark and Pepper Stark.
"Ah, T'Challa. Glad you could make it. We're holding a meeting at 2:30 to alter the Accords. The Rogue Avengers will also be coming." Tony said, walking over and shaking T'Challa's hand.
At that moment, the elevator opened, revealing a boy with a head of curly brown hair. He was looking at his phone and didn't bother to look up.
"Hey, Mom! Hey, Dad! I'm back from school." As he threw his bag on the couch, he finally looked up.
"Uh, who are they?" He gave a questioning look to Tony and Pepper as he walked over.
"Peter, this is King T'Challa and Princess Shuri of Wakanda. T'Challa, Shuri, this is Peter Parker-Stark, my son." He said proudly, placing his hand on the shoulder of his son.
"I was unaware you had a son, Tony."
"No one knew about him."
By this time, Shuri had been staring at Peter, making him slightly uncomfortable.
Then all the other heroes walked in and went to greet Tony, Pepper and T'Challa.
While the adults were taking, Shuri asked something that would change the whole trip. Something so important, it could rupture the plot the author is trying to create.
"How did you take down Captain America?"
The others now turned to look at Shuri, confusion evident on their faces.
Peter, however, just grinned and cleared his throat.
"We shot him in ze legs because hiz shield iz the size of a dinner plate and he iz an idiot." 
They both fell to the floor laughing, tears in their eyes as the adults looked over in concern.
However, Tony started snorting, Clint began giggling, Natasha was smirking, and soon they were all laughing while Cap stood with a pot.
When they eventually stopped, Peter and Shuri stood up and looked at each other.
"Wanna go watch vines?"
"Hell yes!" Shuri shouted. They both ran out the room.
"Oh god, what have we done?" T'Challa and Tony stated, knowing about vines from their respective teen.
And with that, the madness continued.
And the Vine Science Bros were born.
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After the Accords meeting, the Rogue Avengers had been had stayed over.
At this moment, Peter was fangirling over the shield he was holding, marvelling at the fact it was CAPTAIN AMERICA'S SHIELD when he suddenly heard
"THIS BITCH EMPTY!" He did the only thing possible.
"YEET!!!" He tossed the shield and it went flying out the window, smashing the glass in the progress.
Everyone just stared at the now smashed window as Peter and Shuri snuck out to the lab and started laughing.
"F.R.I.D.A.Y, did you get that on video?"
"Yes, would you like me to save it?"
"Yeah, save it into a new file called 'Recreating Vines'. Make sure only Shuri and I can access it.
The file quickly grew in size.
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Peter, Shuri, Bruce and Tony were in the lab, the teens working on something different after Shuri found out Peter was nearly as smart as her. Nearly.
"Hey Peter? Can you quickly read the information on the piece of paper over there?"
"No I cannot. What up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read."
Tony just silently walked over and grabbed the piece of paper himself. He gave up.
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Clint was walking up the stairs when he fell and crashed at the bottom of the stairs.
He thought that was the worst of it until he heard a voice cry out above him.
"Oh, somebody oh." He heard a male voice.
"HE NEED SOME MILK!!!" A female voice screamed.
He just groaned and covered his eyes.
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After telling everyone he was Spiderman, he was able to use his powers to vine.
Sam was in the kitchen making breakfast as Peter slowly lowered himself and Shuri from the ceiling.
"Can I get a waffle." They said simultaneously, as Sam looked around.
"Who said-"
"CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE?!?!"
Needless to say, Sam denied that the high-pitched scream heard throughout the tower was him.
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Everyone was in the living room when Peter came down in his Spiderman suit with goggles.
"Its Wednesday, my dudes."
"Peter, wha-" Tony was cut off by Peter and Shuri, now both standing, shouting
"OhhhOOOHHHHHHHH!!!"
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T'Challa walked into the living room when suddenly music started playing.
Then Shuri popped up from behind the couch.
Her head was covered in a blanket and she was wearing sunglasses, moving side to side to the music.
Peter followed after, also wearing sunglasses and covered in a blanket.
T'Challa just ran out of there and didn't look back.
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"Finally, we've finished it!" Peter and Shuri grinned at each other and made their way to the meeting room that all the Avengers were currently in.
They both put on robes and started a countdown. Once they reached one they both ignited their blue lightsabers.
Peter burst through the door, backflipping onto the table, causing a few people to scream.
He landed and turned to Shuri.
"It's over, Shuri. I have the high ground."
Shuri, with her hood up, took a running start and landed blow after blow, constantly attacking while Peter blocked.
The Avengers all moved out the way after seeing the lightsaber cut through the metal table, leaving a melted strike.
They watched as Peter flipped and performed handsprings and Shuri advanced with hard strikes.
As Peter and Shuri were making their way out, Tony and T'Challa shared a look and groaned.
Why had they ever introduced those two?
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Shuri walked into the training area where Natasha and Peter were sparring.
"WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?!"
Peter stopped sparring and shouted back.
"WHY ARE YOU ON MY PHONE?!"
"FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!"
Yeah. Peter never should of let his guard down. He was fighting Black Widow who hadn't stopped.
Let's just say he learnt to never turning his back after gaining a cracked rib.
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Bucky had been forced to give Peter and Shuri a ride so Shuri could see more of the city.
They were driving when a sign came up on the side of the road.
"Road work ahead?" Bucky looked questionably back at the highschooler when Shuri replied.
"Uh, Yeah, I sure hope it does!"
Bucky just groaned and hit his head off the wheel as Peter and Shuri laughed at his pain.
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Shuri walked up to Peter and looked completely calm.
"How much money do you have?" Most of the Avengers let out a breath of relief. There was finally a normal conversation between the two.
"I don't know, like 69 cents." Shuri beamed at this and was quick to say
"Oh, you know what that means."
The Avengers looked at the two, confused.
Peter put on a sad voice.
"I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."
Multiple heads were heard hitting hard objects.
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Eventually, it was time for T'Challa and Shuri to leave. Peter and Shuri had been hugging, both sad they couldn't spend more time together.
Shuri had given Peter kimoyo beads so they could contact every day at the little window of time.
Everyone else was looking forward to the quiet with no worries of having to avoid the duo.
"Well, I guess it will be awhile before we have to worry about a disaster in the tower again." Wanda stated, having almost been hit by a printer after asking for keys.

"Yeah, sorry guys, but T'Challa and Shuri have to come back for one weekend every month for meetings.
We've also already arranged for them to spend some of the summer holiday here."
There was absolute silence.
"COOMBAYAH, MY LORD!"

Okay, so this turned out longer than I expected. 1,400 words. Sorry, I'm pretty sure I just ended up rambling a ton so. Hope you enjoyed it!

Until the next update.
Later xxx