Gay puppets

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Dolly's pov:
And with this reasoning this claims that Bert and Ernie were actually a gay couple. You can see all the signs and notice how close they are even though they might be opposites.

"Dolly your whole essay is fucking ridiculous I swear" I laughed hard listening to blair who was on my screen. I basically lived at the hospital now so to keep in touch with everyone I video chat or call them. Today was just a blair and me day.

"So?! It's true though! I have photograph and video evidence that they were gay! And you have to admit those sweaters they wore were pretty gay" she laughed more at my statement and shook her head.

"They are puppets! Plus the guy who made them said they weren't gay! They're just best friends living with each other!" I rolled my eyes continuing to type my essay.

"Ok false, he may have said that but we've been knew they were gay and you can't stop me from believing that" Blair sighed in defeat and continued writing her essay that was apparently 'more logical then mine'.

"God I can't with you, how did I manage to deal with you before" I giggled shrugging and finished off the last part of my essay with a very detailed conclusion.

"I don't know, but you love me so there's that" she looked at me with a raised brow for a second before looking back at her screen.

"Sadly I do" I dramatically gasped putting my hand on my chest acting hurt.

"Ok that was SO uncalled for missy! Like wow! My heart hurts!! I'll consider asking that hot nurse out then" she squealed and lightly banged her hands on the side of her computer objecting.

"Nooooo!! Oh shall not love any hot girls except for me! I will make my way over there and force you to love me!" I laughed hard causing a snort to come out before blair went into hysterics. We are such children but I mean hey, I like being a child and oh can't really change that you know.

My mom walked in confused and came over to me as she took a sip from her ice tea.

"Dolly what the hell are you doing? I come in and see you bright red as a tomato damn" I couldn't speak cause i was laughing so hard so I just pointed to my essay on the screen while blair was still loosing it. She looked at my conclusion of my essay and joined us laughing. She was in full tears as me and blair tried to calm down.

"W-what?! D-dolly what the actual fuck is this?! Oh god y-you can't make me laugh this hardddd!!" Soon we all managed to calm down and I wiped the tears from my eyes giggling.

"I don't even know how this escalated so damn quickly I swear" Blair said as she grabbed another tissue laughing.

"I don't know either but I better get a damn hundred on this. It's very detailed and is Mr.Matthews doesn't laugh then I'm gonna have a hissy fit I swear" we both giggled and my mom shook my head at me drinking her tea more.

"Please don't be like violets child, she throws a fit every time something goes wrong and I literally can't" I looked up from my screen and tried to remember what she looked like.

"Is she the one with the black shiny hair but falls asleep in class everyday?" I asked blair as she thought about it for a moment.

"Oh yeahhhhh, she doesn't really throw fits as much as she sleeps through every lecture. I don't blame her though Mr.Cressley is super boring" I nodded in agreement as my mom tilted her head to the side.

"Really? Wow she definitely changed then" she sat on the edge of the bed and swung her legs a bit looking at her phone.

"Mom shouldn't you be taking your meds?" She groaned dramatically putting her head back.

"I don't wanna, not only do the pills taste absolutely horrible but like I have to get nurse Ginger and she's so annoying." She stuck her tongue out making an angry face.

"Mom we talked about this cmonnnn, if I help with the pills will you be more cooperative?" She thought about it for a second and crossed her arms pouting.

"Fine but your also calling nurse Ginger." I giggled and blew a kiss to blair saying our love you's and goodbyes before I ended the video call. I closed my laptop grabbing my moms pill bottle and taking two out handing them to her.

"Here, good thing you got tea while you were out" my mom took her pills and nodded drinking her tea more.

"I'm just trying to walk around more as much as I can before my legs get all jelloooooo" I giggled shaking my head and pressed the nurse button waiting for nurse Ginger to come. Mom always complains about her when she leaves and says she wants another nurse. But honestly I don't know how to control that, I do admit that nurse Ginger is a bitch. She's all snappy and when she tries to make jokes they make no sense like what?

Soon nurse Ginger came in and helped my mom with her other stuff. I could tell in her eyes she's hating every moment of getting checked every single hour. Nurse Ginger finished and tried to make a joke before leaving, and that joke again make no sense.

"I hate my meds, the liquid ones make me so tired and I hate it" my mom laid back and got comfortable as I was putting her pills back.

"Hey their just prepping you for treatment tomorrow mom, you'll be more tired then every afterwards though" she groaned and slid down the bed a bit. I laughed watching her shove her face in her pillow.

"I would have appreciated listing to your gay puppet essay fifty thousand times then go through this."

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