– This is getting irrelevant.
– I will get a new shrink and I'll explain to them why I tried to kill myself at least 5 times now and you will get jealous, miss.
– Just go to the part where you jumped out of your room window.
– That... wasn't a suicide attempt. Where did you get that idea from?
– You threw yourself through a two floor building. Where do you think I got the idea from?
– You do have a point but that happened because of something else...
– Jump until there.
– Okay. Nothing very important happened until there.
– You... You are going to narrate it anyway...
– Not anymore! Why did you have to guess?
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So, jumping to the day I threw myself from my room window...
It went sort of like this...
"Noah!"
"Mom?"
"Go buy bread!"
"Going!"
*threw myself through the window*
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– Wait a minute, what was that?
– The story.
– I know that's not how it happened.
– How can you be so sure?
– Just tell the story Noah.
– Okay. Gah.
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It was a lovely morning. I stood up and took breakfast. When I got to school, Ulisses came to me and, guess who, Lisa saved me from him. Double shameful, right?
"Look at you! You're soaking wet!" – She said as she sat at the floor beside me – "Do you have clothes in here?"
"Why would I?"
"Well..."
"I do." – I stood up and went to my locker and then to the locker room. She followed me until there. When the guys saw her, they didn't say a thing. They only left.
"How do you do that?"
"I didn't do anything, you did."
"What did I do?"
"You don't know?" – I shook my head – "When a guy gets into a locker room with a girl, it can only mean one thing..."
"What?"
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Me, My Shrink And Lisa
ספרות נוערThe explanations behind some feelings might be... Complicated. The feelings behind some actions even more. Suicide, for example, has depression, pain, grief, emptiness and many other feelings behind it. This story explains how some of those feelings...