Me, My Shrink And Lisa

Session Two: Entering the family? Good.

She got in and I took her to the basement.

“So... This is you lovely house...”

“Yeap.”

“So many baby pictures!”

“Embarrassing, I know.”

“Noo! It’s lovely!”

We walked into the basement and there were only my friends in there. Oh, and many bottles of chocolate milk. Believe, it really was chocolate milk.

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– Wait a minute, will you?

– What is it this time?

– You are saying that, on your seventeenth birthday, you were drinking milk?

– It was a chocolate milk party, okay? It’s not my fault if I’m intolerant to malt and... the other thing.

– Okay then...

– Can I now?

– Sure.

– If you keep interrupting me, narrating this will take way too long.

– Sorry.

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“Chocolate milk?”

“There’s something else, if you like...”

“Oh, no. It’s okay.”

“Can... Can I take your coat?”

“Oh, sure.”

She took her coat and I hung it.

“So... What are you doing?”

“He was playing GTA.” – Marcus says.

“Oh. V, huh?” – She asked and looked at me – “I still like San Andreas better...”

“Really?” – I asked.

“Yeah.” – She sat – “Can I play?”

“Sure...?”

And she played. And completed all the freaking missions she started! Can you believe her? I tried for at least two hours and she did it in ten minutes, each. She completed at least five missions.

“Okay, let’s do something else.” – I said.
“Sure, what is there to do?”

Marcus, Ryan, Oliver and I looked at each other.

“Well...” – Ryan finally said while storing away the chess board – “There are many games...”

“Like?” – Lisa asked.

“Yeah, like?” – I asked too.

“Dungeons and Dragons?” – Marcus said.

“Dungeons and Dragons? Are you serious?” – Lisa said and turned to me – “I didn’t know you are this geek.”

“Neither did I.” – I said – “There are other games too. Like... Scrabble?”

“Oh, no. Let’s play Dungeons and Dragons.” – She said.

“Why?” – I asked.

“Because I bet I can win you. All of you.” – She said.

“Ha. Right.” – I said.