FOOLS [2; CHRIS EVANS]

XXI.

MINNIE
frankie ...

MINNIE
bby ...

MINNIE
I need you to remember that I love u and appreciate u w my whole heart

FRANK
what did you do

MINNIE
well ,, to put it simply — chris

FRANK
o — okay ??

MINNIE
and well —

MINNIE
poll time!

MINNIE
would it be best for us to get hitched now or in like 9 months or sumn

FRANK
wake up, frank ! it's just another nightmare

FRANK
pLS

MINNIE
how dare you come here, into MY house & call the idea of a mini minnie a nIGHTMARE ??

FRANK
I quit

FRANK
with immediate effect

MINNIE
sent a 3 minute, 16 second, long voice recording !
[x] play

FRANK
was that — was that really just me ranting about our legally binding til-death-do-us-part contract ??

MINNIE
you KNOW it !!

MINNIE
sweet prince you're stuck w me for lifeeee !!

FRANK
well I was hoping it wouldn't come to this ://

FRANK
but looks like death it is !

MINNIE
c'mon it's not THAT bad

FRANK
two ?? of you !! oh minnie, I really think it is THAT bad

FRANK
I have enough heart scares as it is

MINNIE
)):

MINNIE
you're one of my PEOPLE

MINNIE
I PAY you to be nice to me

MINNIE
you HAVE to be supportive and encouraging

FRANK
oh kiddo of course I'm happy for you!! I'm only joking, you know I am — I'm proud of how far you've come and I KNOW you and Chris are gonna be the BEST parents

FRANK
doesn't mean ur not a HUGE pain in the ass

MINNIE
I just make you work for your money, there's nothing wrong w that

FRANK
okay google how do I backtrack on the statement we made about how Minnie definitely certainly 100% was NOT pregnant

MINNIE
"APRIL FOOLS!!"

FRANK
it's February

MINNIE
duh ,, we wait until April then

FRANK
🙃🙃

MINNIE
I really am sorry, I honestly don't mean to make your job ten times harder than it is with any of your other clients ://

FRANK
hey, no — you keep it interesting, clayton, I'm alright with that

FRANK
honestly, don't worry about it — you know me, I promise I'll get something good sorted out

FRANK
just relax and enjoy your happy news, minn !! this is HUGE and you should be able to celebrate all you want — leave the media shit to me, it's my job, at the end of the day

MINNIE
Ily but you didn't even answer my quesTION

FRANK
question ?? I thought it was a poll

MINNIE
sAME THING

FRANK
the best time to get married, is when you WANT to, dumbass

FRANK
think it over & get back to me, I've got you covered

MINNIE
oh gOOD I'm glad to hear that because ACTUALLY we kinda already DID

FRANK
I hate my job

MINNIE
SURPRISE !!!!! 🎉🎉🎉