FOOLS [2; CHRIS EVANS]

XII.

MINNIE
hey did you get your schedule for IW ??

CHRIS
uhh maybe

CHRIS
I'm a very busy man let me check

MINNIE
a very busy man ??

CHRIS
yeah!! I've got a lot of important shit to be doing this afternoon

MINNIE
oh really 👀

CHRIS
have I —

CHRIS
have I been caught out

MINNIE
all I'm saying is that if you wanna play mario kart w the boys maybe tell someone whose name may or may not rhyme with schmeb schman not to ,,, uh ,,, post instagram stories  of you yelling some inventive words during rainbow road

MINNIE
which you suck ass at by the way

CHRIS
ouch minn, words hURT

MINNIE
good that was my intention

MINNIE
but hey if you CAN manage to drag yourself away from bowser's castle for a few minutes could you send over your schedule for me to check ?? just wanna figure out logistics

CHRIS
logistics?

MINNIE
yeah like what to do with the kids

CHRIS
ooooohhh

CHRIS
I gotcha

CHRIS
sent one attachment!

MINNIE
oh!

MINNIE
that's —

MINNIE
good ??

CHRIS
it — it is??

MINNIE
well sure

MINNIE
we don't have hMmmmmmM any scenes together

MINNIE
so LOGISTICALLY we can totally bring the kids w us and take it in turns to watch them

CHRIS
which is all good and fine and chill, except ??

MINNIE
well tom just posted his schedule into the gc and looks like I'll be spending a lot of time w him and rob over the next year or seven, however long it's gonna take to shoot this thing

CHRIS
oh simmer down, clayton, you LIKE spending time with them!!

MINNIE
shut up don't give away my game, man

MINNIE
I'm just kinda bummed that I won't get to spend so much, if any, time acting alongside you ig ://

CHRIS
I get that, it's gonna be weird

MINNIE
at least I won't get any tweets about how you outshine me in every scene we're in together this time 🤧

CHRIS
oh babe don't fool yourself, tom's stans are twice as bad as mine — it's going to be brutal

MINNIE
he'd never stand for such slander against his mom, NEVER

CHRIS
god this whole family tree is such a mess I can't keep up

MINNIE
robert is my dad, ur my honeybunch, sugar plum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin — ur my sweetie pie, tom is our son, dodger & banjo are his brothers, seb is that one weird uncle who no one really knows where he came from, and the rest are idk — irrelevant?

CHRIS
or as I said, it's all one big mess

MINNIE
oR sure we could go with that I gUESS

CHRIS
damn right we could

MINNIE
oH whatever lame boy (who I lOVE w my whole heart) go back to sucking at mario kart and letting sebastian stan OF ALL PEOPLE hand your ass to you

CHRIS
fine lOSER (who I adore w every fibre of my being) I wILL