FOOLS [2; CHRIS EVANS]

XVIII.

NOTAMOUSE
a pic of me and my agent from the day I signed me 182 film marvel contract!! suck it, rumours 🥰
TAGGED: @AGENTREBEKAH
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username1: fresh faced baby!!

username2: 180 films left to go yeehaw 🤠

username3: omg cute

username4: I wonder how much of this is just a front she puts on for social media, and how much this shit actually upsets her

username5: minnie's team must get paid millions

frankcollins: I wish 😪 hoping my claim for emotional distress will set me up for life, though username5

username6: uGh ily

username7: wtf are u reading

username8: iconic !!!

chrisevans: wHEW u look good 🥰🥰🥰

notamouse: the good old days before seb and tom gave me a bunch of stress wrinkles chrisevans

username9: as if she's aged a day

username10: as if this was only like 2 years ago HOW

notamouse: best two years of my life, no less!! username10

username11: omg wait minnie and chris hardly interact all mushy like this what's the OCCASION notamouse chrisevans

username12: 💕💖💓💘💞💝💗💞💘

imsebastianstan: get me a time-turner or a DeLorean or a TARDIS and take me back to this day plS

notamouse: so you can relive the momentous occasion?? imsebastianstan

imsebastianstan: uh ,, sure notamouse

username13: sEB KSKSKSKSKSKKS

username14: will u marry chris already, cowaRD

username15: minnie's insta would be dead if people stop spreading rumours about her

username16: her twitter has been more active today then ever before! username15

( BONUS )

MINNIECLAY: since SOME people have decided marvel are firing me, here's a list/ thread of roles that I'd be perfect for 🤪 Hollywood, hOOK ME UP (83.6K RETWEETS, 106.8K FAVOURITES)

MINNIECLAY: (1/?) HUMAN TORCH!! Reboot fantastic four again, you COWARDS, and let me prove once and for all that I could do this shit BETTER than Christopher Shmevans EVER did

MINNIECLAY: (2/?) ELASTAGIRL!! where's the live action incredibles we deserve Disney Pixar, huh, HUH ?? And c'mon I'm practically made for the role!! Just ask Chris how flexible I am

^ MINNIECLAY: ((EW get your minds outta the gutter, I do YOGA every morning 😪))

MINNIECLAY: (3/?) LITERALLY ANY TEENAGER! y'all love picking almost thirty year olds to play kids, why not ME!!

MINNIECLAY: (4/?) PETER PARKER — y'all recast that role all the time, and I look GREAT in spandex

^ TOMHOLLAND2013: hEY!

MINNIECLAY: (5/?) ALVIN (oR Simon, oR Theodore) I do a shockingly good version of their annoying little voices — think of the money you'd save without needing technology to do that shit

MINNIECLAY: (6/?) CAST ME IN MAMMA MIA 2 — it's about time everyone got their shit together and made this happen, I would be HAPPY to play the ground that Donna Sheridan WALKS upon for FREE - my love for meryl knows no bounds

MINNIECLAY: (7/?) ROBIN HOOD! Believe it or not, I'm a keen archer!

^ LOLARAMIREZ: you are ????

^MINNIECLAY: hey, I said keen — not good!

MINNIECLAY: . . . TO BE CONTINUED DON'T WORRY — but I've been called to set to film for the next MCU instalment which I have NOT been fired from, or written out of, thank u!!