FOOLS [2; CHRIS EVANS]

XXIII.

MINNIE
hey so you know how I was the one to tell frank that we're having a baby

CHRIS
yeah?

MINNIE
well, I thought it'd be fun if you were the one who told the Russos and everyone else from marvel studios who needs to know!

MINNIE
tHANKS! 💖💗💕💞💘💓💞💞💕💗💝💖💞💕💝💘💘💓

CHRIS
I mean if we're getting technical —

CHRIS
TECHNICALLY I told all of our cast mates today

CHRIS
so whew surely this one's your turn??

MINNIE
I mean TECHNICALLY I'm housing this baby for the next six months So WhEw SuReLy ThIs OnE's YoUr TuRn??

CHRIS
or maybe we could, you know, put on a united front and tell them together?

CHRIS
like the good married couple we are

MINNIE
I mean — yeah, I guess

MINNIE
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CHRIS
babe it's gonna be FINE

MINNIE
well duh they love me

MINNIE
it's just gonna make things difficult and I hate that

CHRIS
ksksksks WHAT

CHRIS
jasmine evans, you LOVE being difficult

MINNIE
yeah with you, and frank, and seb — and, well . . . basically everyone

MINNIE
but not with the people who are letting me come to work and do my dream job every day

CHRIS
dude they can't take that away from you no matter what — you're not in breach of contract

CHRIS
we just really really need to tell them because you have stunts coming up and they'll want you to be safe

MINNIE
uck how dare you be all reasonable and nice like this

MINNIE
gross

CHRIS
yeah yeah I'm terrible ik

MINNIE
oh the WORST

CHRIS
😇😇

CHRIS
did you want me to set up a meeting with everyone who needs to know in the morning?

MINNIE
on one condition

CHRIS
OOF I mean who knows

CHRIS
I'm not at all known for being an awful pushover when it comes to you

MINNIE
well in that case — can we get pancakes beforehand

MINNIE
you know, bc the baby wants them

CHRIS
the baby wants them, huh

MINNIE
that's what I said

CHRIS
well then sure, anything for my little buddy

MINNIE
yeehaw 🤠

CHRIS
uGh I love you, dumb loser

MINNIE
what a coincidence!! I love you too 🥰🥰

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I . . . don't know where I'm going w this — probs gonna skip through the next few months ya know