The Tale's Willow

Drunken idiots

A/N: This is meant to be funny. Just funny, cute, drunkenness. Enjoy :P

And the dog treat bit happened irl to someone I know ;) Yes, we still laugh about it to this day and now we will never let her live it down ;)

Luke, Chance, Nate, Jenika, and Tim were hanging out in Jenika and Tim's room with Satchmo one night when they had a hotel. Adam was in his room catching up on one of his games. Rob and Austin had gone out with Abe and Cole to catch a movie. Home Free were doing better than ever. The foursome were just wanting to stay in and drink and be stupid. Tim had quit drinking a year ago but thought he'd hang out with them and watch them be stupid.

Besides, Jenika got a bit horny when she drank too much! They were all having some laughs, telling jokes and stories. Tim sat back watching his friends and wife while sipping on a can of La Croix tea. Satchmo laid at the foot of the bed lazily sleeping not bothered by anything. Tim loved hearing everyone's happy laughter. He had to laugh at some of the dumb jokes that were told that made the rest of the group burst into hysterics.

Chance was telling a tour story about one of his old bandmates in Street Corner Symphony. They were, surprise, surprise, very drunk. The whole group, including Tim, burst out laughing. Chance nearly fell off his chair he was laughing so hard. The sight made everyone else laugh even harder. Tim could only shake his head at his drunk friend.

As the night went on and the group drank more and more, things got a little wilder. At some point they started betting one another to do stupid things. 'Man, I'm glad I quit drinking!' Tim shook his head as he watched Luke stand up on the dresser and try to dive onto the bed. Luke landed on the bed but bounced onto the floor. Everyone burst into hysterics again including Luke. By this point, Tim began videoing everyone's stunts.

"Ok Naaaaaate!" Jenika drew out the blonde's name, "I bet you $1 to eat one of Satchmo's dog treats!"

"Ewww! No!" Nate shook his head while sticking out his tongue in disgust.

"It tastes like bacon!" She giggled as he tried to walk to the bedside table that had the dog treats on it.

"How...how do you know...what they taste like?" Chance inquired, furrowing his brows together.

"Be...because they're Beggin' Strips! They're supposed to taste like bacon!" She waved one of the bacon-looking treats in front of Nate's face.

"I'm not eating a dog treat, Jen." Nate crossed his arms over his chest, "I'm not Adam."

The statement made everyone burst into hysterics again. Tim could only smile remembering the time his friend had eaten a dog biscuit on stage.

"Come on, Nate!" Chance joined in with his blond friend, "Everyone else has been taking bets!"

Luke just laughed at Nate's face while Tim was filming everything. Jenika was waving the Beggin Strip in front of Nate's face. Chance was holding up a dollar bill. Luke was over there chanting "Doooo it! Doooo it! Doooo it!" All Tim could do was laugh as he stood there waiting to see if the drunk blond was actually going to eat one of Satchmo's dog treats. Nate sighed as he took the treat from Jenika's hand.

"You have to eat the whole thing!" Jenika giggled.

They all watched in fascination, with Tim making sure to get good video, as Nate slowly ate the treat. Satchmo was watching with what seemed like annoyance. The treat was soft so he didn't have to bite too hard and it was easy to chew. Once he'd swallowed the last bite of the Beggin Strip, Nate snatched the dollar out of Chance's hand and darted out the door.

The group all left the room to watch Nate running up and down the hallway, waving his hard-earned dollar in the air screaming "I won! I won! I won!" Everyone were laughing so hard, they had to hold one another up to keep from falling to the floor. 'This is gonna be fun to watch tomorrow!' Tim grinned to himself. Nate finally got tired of running around and made his way back to the group.

"I need something to drink!" He huffed.

"That's why you just ate a dog treat." Tim muttered under his breath with a smile.

"More shots!" Luke called out making Tim shake his head.

"I think y'all have had enough to drink. Why don't y'all switch to water and Gatorade?" Tim suggested as he sat down on his bed.

"Party pooper!" Nate stuck his tongue out at the bass man making Tim roll his eyes.

"Y'all are the ones gonna be paying for this tomorrow, not me. I'm just trying to help y'all out." Tim grinned.

"Now that I think about it, I am kinda tired." Nate admitted.

"Well yeah. All that running up and down the hallway!" Jenika laughed as she fell back on the bed making her laugh harder.

"Need help getting to your room?" Tim offered.

"Nah! We'll be ok, Timmy." Chance grinned, "What floor are we sleeping on?"

Tim rolled his eyes, "We're all staying on the same floor. This one. All you need to do is find your room number."

"Good night, Timmy!" Nate waved as he walked out of the room.

"I think I'm gonna head to bed too." Chance stood up on wobbly legs.

"Night, Chance." Jenika giggled.

"See ya tomorrow." Luke wiggled his eyebrows at the couple on the bed.

"Get outta here, you perv!" Tim threw a pillow at Luke's head making both Luke and Jenika laugh.

A/N: Short but hopefully funny! Yeah, I know I'm not the best at writing comedy :/ I hope this still made you laugh. *hugs*