So I think a lot of you guys liked the 'lazy' chapter I did with the cute drabbles so I'm doing it again!
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Dec: Aw, you're so cute! I'd date you.
Ant: Then date me.
Dec: ...what?
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Dec: If I run and leap at Ant, he will almost certainly catch me in his arms.
Dec: COMING IN!!! *runs at Ant*
Ant: NO! I'M HOLDING COFFEE!
Ant: *drops cup of coffee on the floor and catches Dec*
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Ant: *chokes on something*
Dec: God, Ant, please don't die on me!
Ant: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!
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Dec: Are you... blushing?
Ant: What? No...
Dec: Did I get the ever-stoic, hardcore, total badass Ant McPartlin to blush?
Ant: No... It's... It's the cold
Dec: Huh. It's the cold. And not that I told you "your face is freaking adorable and I bet the rest of you is too?"
Ant: *blushes harder* *voice cracks* N-no!
(kashariak all I could think about was your story 'Unconditional'!! XD
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Dec: Wanna hear the best joke ever?
Ant: What is it?
Dec: My life! Because my life is a joke!
Ant: Don't say that!
Dec: Aww, thats sweet-
Ant: It has to be funny to be a joke.
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Dec: *loses Ant in a crowd* Hey, Stephen, I can't find Ant anywhere. I'm getting worried.
Stephen: Alright. *cups mouth* Ant sucks!
Ant: *nothing*
Stephen: Ok then... DEC SUCKS!!!
Ant: *punches his way through the crowd* WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY LIL DEMON?!? I'LL KICK YOUR ASS.
Stephen: *turns to Dec* Found him.
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Stephen: So you're telling me, when you think of Ant, your chest gets tight and your face gets hot, and you think that means you're angry?
Dec: Yes.
Stephen: Do you feel like that when you're angry at me?
Dec: No.
Stephen: Do you feel like that when you're mad at literally anyone else?
Dec: No.
Stephen: So what you're feeling about Ant isn't anger. It's most likely-
Dec: *light bulb going off* Super anger!
Stephen: ... *walks away*
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Ant: Where's my thingamajig?
Dec: *doesn't even look up* On top of the hoosiwhatsis.
Ant: *walks into the next room, straight to the shelf, and picks up his shaving kit bag and walks out*
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Ant and Dec Prompts
FanfictionJust a whole bunch of prompts that I find funny and cute. This is my first attempt of writing of any sort soo... yeah.... don't expect too much :)
