It was a quiet evening in Chiswick and Declan Donnelly was making a card for his wife, Ali for valentines day. After hours of designing, and impressed with his handmade craft, he kissed the card and put in in the envelope. While licking the seal, however, he felt a sharp sting in his mouth.
"Oww.... I cut my tongue." He said, sticking it out so he could see the blood.
Ant suddenly barged into the room holding a tissue above head, screaming "WHEEE OOOO WHEEE OOOO WHEEE OOOO!!!"
Dec watched on as his obviously drunk friend ran multiple sloppy circles round him.
"WHEEE OOOO WHEEE OOOO WHEEE OOOO!!!"
Abruptly, Ant stopped in front of Dec.
He brought the tissue down from above his head and dabbed delicately at Dec's tongue, who looked at him in amusement. After a while, he stood back and inspected his work, leaning in close to Dec.
Out of nowhere, he grabbed at Dec's tongue, laughing in glee at his friend's shocked expression. When Dec quickly pulled away, Ant went back to running circles around the room, this time screaming, "I GOT IT!! I GOT IT EVERYBODY!!! I CAUGHT HIS TONGUE!!! "
Running out of the room, and hearing Ant's screams getting quieter, Dec stood up and surveyed the shattered lamp Ant had managed to knock off the drawer. Smiling, and shaking his head, he walked towards the stairs. It wasn't long before he heard a shout and a bang.
He ran to see a confused Ant lying on his stomach on the bottom of the stairs.
Dec sighed, rolled his eyes, and ran down, but not before screaming "WHEEE OOOO WHEEE OOOO!!!"
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Ant and Dec Prompts
FanfictionJust a whole bunch of prompts that I find funny and cute. This is my first attempt of writing of any sort soo... yeah.... don't expect too much :)
