Ant and Dec Prompts

SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

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Stephen rapped on the door and waited patiently for Ant to open the door. Fortunately, he didn't have to wait for long. The door swung open almost immediately and he was greeted with a huge smile fom Ant.

Wiping his shoes on the mat, Stephen took them off and placed them on the rack. Nervously, he followed Ant into the kitchen.

"You guys ready for today? I'm sorry it was at such short notice-" Stephen was cut off by Ant.

"It's fine Steve, I'm excited!" Ant said cheerily. "I got ready in 5 minutes anyway."

Stephen was relieved. He studied the room and frowned. "So... where's Dec?"

Ant looked around in thought and then burst out laughing. "He's still in the shower! I told him to get in 20 minutes before, but did he listen? No! He didn't!"

Stephen couldn't help but laugh as his friend continued to rant. Deep down, he knew that Ant's voice held nothing but affection for his little friend.

Upstairs, still in the shower, Dec had heard the two men greet each other. He could also still hear Ant ranting about him. He huffed in annoyance. Exasperated, he screamed downstairs to them, his voice echoeing in the tiny room.

"GIVE ME A SECOND, OKAY?? DO YOU THINK I WAKE UP THIS BEAUTIFUL EVERYDAY?? NO! THIS TAKES T I M E!!!"

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Stephen and David sighed and flopped down on the sofa. They had just had a long day at work and had come back to Stephen's place to relax. After a few minutes, Stephen went straight to the kitchen and brought out some bags of popcorn. He walked back to the sitting room and threw one bag at David, who was fumbling with the DVD player, trying to get it to work.

David banged on the machine dramatically before giving Stephen a pained look. Stephen rolled his eyes and laughed at his boyfriend.

"You might want to use this." He said grinning, holding up the remote.

David's cheeks turned red in embarrassment. "Ohh...I didn't see it..." He mumbled, suddenly finding the DVD case very interesting

"You're so cute!" Stephen cooed, pinching David's cheeks. David shrugged him off, grumbling.

A few moments later, they had successfully got the DVD player to work and were cuddled together on the sofa watching the movie in contentment.

Their peaceful silence was broken by two angry voices shouting from the rooms upstairs. Those two voices belonged to Stephen's room mates; Ant and Dec. Minutes went by and the shouting only seemed to get louder.

David heard the voices upstairs. He raised his head from Stephen's shoulder and asked, concerned, "What's going on up there?"

"Ugh, it's fine. Don't worry about them." Stephen waved a hand upstairs.

"Are you sure? It sounds like it's serious or something."

"Yeah, it's fine, this happens all the time. Leave them, let's watch the movie." David complied and settled back onto Stephen's shoulder.

10 minutes had passed, and David was becoming more concerned. The two lads still hadn't stopped arguing and it was worrying him.

"Stevie?" He whispered. "It's been ages and they're still at it."

Stephen looked down at his boyfriend and saw genuine concern in his eyes. He sighed and rose from the sofa, pulling David up with him. He made his way to the stairs and motioned for David to follow him. They both went upstairs and stopped outside a closed door.

The shouting seemed louder than ever. Stephen looked at David and pointed at the door.

"Go ahead and listen in."

"O-okay..." David hesitated.

He bent down and put his ear to the door.

Inside the room, he heard the shrill voice of Dec, screaming, "I LOVE YOU MORE!!"

Ant screamed back at him, "NO, YOU DON'T!!"

"YES, I DO! I SAID I LOVE YOU FIRST!"

Ant huffed. "THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU BEAT ME TO IT!"

"THAT'S PROOF THAT I LOVE YOU MORE!!"

"WELL, I WONDER WHO KISSED THE OTHER PERSON FIRST- OH WAIT, THAT WAS ME: ANT MCPARTLIN!!"

Outside of the room, David looked unbelievably at Stephen. He raised an eyebrow.

"This is what you have to put up with?"

"Yup!" Stephen said, popping the p. He turned around and banged on the door, yelling, "SHUT THE HELL UP!!!"

There was a moment of silence inside the room before snorts and giggles were heard. Soon, they turned into hysterical laughter. Stephen and David gave each other a look before they burst the door open, revealing the sight of Ant and Dec rolling on the floor in tears clutching their stomachs.

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