Race
-Teeth are overrated. If you want a sandwich just throw it in a blender.
-*points to grape* should I do surgery on this bad boy?
-I gave myself a concussion because I dabbed too hard.
Jack
-I'm going to overdose on Twizzlers.
-Sometimes you just gotta send it and see what happens.
-Oh my gosh. I am Pete the Cat.
-Everything is so bad that it's good. Like my life sucks, but I'm insanely happy.
Spot
-My mcback hurts.
-I'd rather eat a highlighter than be here.
-Who wants to snort cat litter with me?
Crutchie
-Scrongle back in.
-I can sniff it in my mind
-We have to get up at the buttcrack of dawn.
Davey
-I didn't ask for the sass, Sassy mcglitter sparkles!
-I have a game, it's called truth... or super truth.
-You just ate another mans popsicle.
Davey: Where's Jack?
Race: He overdosed on Capri suns then joined Rex Orange County
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