(bold text is me, normal text is the Hood)
Hello, people of earth!
That's my line!
I know, that's why I'm using it. Anyways, welcome to "The Hood Reacts!" where we torture the Hood by making him answer stupid questions! How will we do that, I hear you ask? We're holding him hostage. He's currently tied to a chair using a skipping rope. He's not going anywhere.
This is ridiculous.
Do you need me to gag you as well? No? I thought not. Anyways, the first thing we're gonna have you react to is TAG ships!
TAG ships? As in the Thunderbirds crafts?
No, you moron. Ships. Relationships.
Oh. Why do you want me to react to that?
BECAUSE I'M A FANGIRL OK?
Jeez, calm down.
I AM CALM!!! Anyways, the first ship is Kalan.
What?
KALAN!! ALAN TRACY AND KAYO KYRANO!!!
WHAT?!?! WHY IS MY NEICE DATING A TRACY?!?!?!!!
Jeez, they aren't dating! Yet! As much as I want them to!
Oh. Then why is it a "ship"?
Because they both have very obvious crushes on each other!!! Get with the program! Try to keep up!
WHY DOES MY NEICE HAVE A CRUSH ON A TRACY???
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME???
BECAUSE....BECAUSE I'M HAVING A MENTAL BRAKEDOWN!! MY NEICE HAS A CRUSH ON A FREAKING TRACY!!!
HEY! DON'T YOU DARE CRITICISE MY OTP!!!
Your what?
MY OTP!!! ONE TRUE PAIR!! KALAN IS LIFE!!!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!
YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Anyways, I think it's fair to say he doesn't ship it.
Next ship: Jidley
And that is...
John Tracy and Ridley O'Bannon.
Why are you asking whether I "ship" one of my enemies with someone I've never even heard of?
Because I can, ok?
*sigh* Well, I have no opinion on this. Besides, which one is John, anyways?
The ginger one! How can you not know this?
Whatevers. I'm not particularly interested in my enemy's love life.
You were interested in Kalan.
That's because it's my niece!
Point taken. Next ship: GordonxLadyPenelope
Well, Lady Penelope is annoyingly nosy, and all Tracys are annoying, so I guess they suit each other.
Hold on. Is the Hood admitting to shipping someone?
I never said that. I said they're equally annoying.
HE SHIPS IT! HE SHIPS IT PEOPLE!!!!
I don't... never mind
Please comment with anything else you want the Hood to react to. Byezie byeeee!!!!
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Thunderbirds Are Go One Shots
FanfictionHi! This book is for all my oneshots and short stories that I have written for Thunderbirds Are Go! Most will be AlanxKayo. Requests are now open as long as there's no violence and no lemons/smut. I do not own Thunderbirds I'm just a fanfic writer.
