Thunderbirds Are Go One Shots

The Hood Reacts... Again

Again, Bold writing is me and not-bold writing is The Hood.
Hellooo! It is I, Maya McHale again and I have (very cleverly) recaptured the Hood and fully intend to annoy him to insanity. You're welcome.
Please, get this over with. I've got better things to do.
Like conquer the world? Please, you're about as intimidating as Vaurien Scrapegrace. (if you've read Skulduggery Pleasant you'll know who I'm talking about.)
Why you...
Anyway, that's not the point. @IBelongtoTB1 requested that I bring you here again and introduce you to GUILT from the Trauma Centre Series.
Guilt? Are you trying to make me feel remorse for being a criminal mastermind? I'm afraid you're going to be very disappointed.
Shut up, hoodie. Acording to my sources, GUILT, or Gangliated Utrophin Immuno Latency Toxin, is an artificial disease developed by Delphi that was used for medical terrorism.
Go on...
It comes in eight strains, with seven of them corresponding to the Greek days of the week. Kyriaki creates lacerations on an organ until it can no longer function. Deftera creates tumors that saps stamina and kills the patient. Triti prevents an organ from functioning by spreading across its surface and calcifying it. Tetarti creates toxic diverticula and releases poisonous gas within an organ. Pempti attacks the respiratory and the nervous system from the liver or lung, manifesting a layer of gelatinous fluid on the organ that hinders the organ's function. Pempti is particularly tenacious, with its core and the fluid supporting and regenerating each other. Paraskevi moves through the host's body to the heart, instantly killing the patient if it burrows into the heart. Savato creates a web around the heart which nullifies and saps the energy of the victim's heartbeat so it can be used as Savato's energy source.Bliss inhabits Adam, keeping his body "alive". The Z-Cells that Caduceus Europe used to heal a war victim had been extracted from Adam's Bliss. Bliss is the only GUILT that does not receive its name from a Greek day of the week, as well as the only known GUILT that is not operated on so far. Seriously though, what is it with people calling deadly diseases "Bliss"? I mean the disease that mutated and wiped out New Earth in Doctor Who and now this? What the hell?
I see... and where do I aquire this "GUILT" stuff?
Don't even think about it, mister "I don't want to rule the world. I simply want to own it."
Oh well, it was worth a try.
Anyway, getting to the point. The reason we introduced you to GUILT was because @IBelongtoTB1 wants to terrorise you with the fact that if you go after Scott again she'll put GUILT on your brain. Just thought you should know.
You insignificant idiots think you could threaten me?
Never underestimate the power of the fandom. Try us.
Well... that's nice to know. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some important.... world conquering to do!
I think we scared him. Coward.
I'm sorry that this is really out of character and that it took so long to post. I hope I did it justice. In other news, I'm no longer a 13 year old who writes crappy fanfics for fun. I'm now a 14 year old who writes crappy fanfiction. Happy birthday me!