"Hey Seth?"
"Yes, my love."
"Wanna hear a fun fact?"
"Umm, sure"
"Did you know that I've loved you since I was fourteen? Aunt Phae bought me a poster for Christmas, and it just so happened to be you!"
"Why yes I did, gotta admit, five years later who knew you'd be dating the architect himself.."
"Mhm."
"Anyway, what're you working on?"
"Language studies..ooh! Wanna hear another fun fact! It's in Spanish though."
"I guess, as long as you pronounce it properly, hit me."
"He sido masterbating para el mismo póster desde que lo obtuve por primera vez."
"Yo hablo once idioma, chico."
"Mierda."
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I don't speak nor understand Spanish so I used google translate eek. Also, I'm being as nice as possible, pls don't comment what the meaning to the sentences are(even though not all of you comment anyway)idk it just kinda spoils the whole thing and...yeah. Thinking of doing little chapters like these when I'm feeling uninspired, lazy to do an actual chapter or busy asf. xx