Shitty stories of William and Henry -=[FINISHED]=-

Balance with him

William: Merry Christmas Hen~ *hands Henry a box* I got you a gift.

Henry: Oh god, you shouldn't h-- *stops mid-sentence when he opens the box*

*there's a pair of high heels inside*

Henry: What the hell is this, William...?

William: You've once said you wanted to balance with me.

William: There you have it.

-The next morning-

Michael: Father, why is your face red? And why are you on the sofa?

William: A very angry box hit my face and I ended up on the sofa.

Michael: Ouch...