Being polite for once

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by Deussomnia

by Deussomnia

William: Excuse me, lady, you're blocking my view. Can you please m--

Lady: Ugh, no. You are a goddamn man, go find your own spot.

William: ...

William: Oh, so that's how it goes huh? I'm trying to be fucking polite here and you just wanna pull your tits to my face and tell me to fuck off. I think we are ending up on the wrong end of the conversation here.

Lady: You kiss your wife with that mouth?

William: Good to fucking know that you care about my wife. Guess what, I'm gay. I have a husband at home and he's not afraid to see me dragging another whore's body back to join dinner. In fact, my daughter wwill be very happy to have another stuffed doll to play with.

William: Now if you please, get. Your. Fucking. Moronic. Body. Out. Of. My. Sight. Thank you.