Shitty stories of William and Henry -=[FINISHED]=-

Things that William are NOT allowed to do at the pizzeria

(inspired by "Things that Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the Foundation")

1. William is not allowed to wear the springlock suit and use a recorded screeching sound to jumpscare the kids.

      1) No, you are not allowed to wear ANY suits to do the same thing.

2. The "I ate your parents" joke is not funny. Especially when you make that face.

  1) That face?

  2) Yes. That face.

3. William can't tell the kids to go hide inside Funtime Freddy for a "birthday surprise".

   1) Nor can he shove them inside.

4. Don't go on a killing spree just because "My tea is fucking terrible!".

5. Using the animatronics as an excuse is not a choice anymore.

6. NEVER bring up the idea to sell the animatronics for "more than just mere entertainment". We have discussed this, Will. It's not gonna happen.

   1) Even if I give you a pocky?

   2) No.

7. William is not allowed to add or adjust things on this list.

8. Killing the kids outside the restaurant still causes scandal. Killing the kids ANYWHERE can cause scandal.

9. Don't kill the adults.

10. Don't kill the kids, either.

11. Just don't kill anyone!

12. No matter how nicely he asks, don't give William the opportunity to cook in the kitchen (you cook beautifully, but who knows what you may add in the food).

13. "I'm working on it" is not an excuse for laziness.

14. "It's ketchup" is not used to cover up the blood stains.

15. Don't say "Henry, I am your BFF" just to get away with your mess.

16. Don't run around screaming "THERE'S A FLYING FREDDY" to attract more people.

   1) We will NOT make a flying Freddy. No matter how dearly you ask. Plus, it's stupid.

17. Giving Freddy boobs won't make things more easy for business.

18. Giving Bonnie eyebrows is very unsettling. Leave it the way it is.

   1) And don't draw eyebrows on his face.

19. Foxy doesn't eat booties. Don't tell the children that.

20. There's no such thing called "A flying Withered Golden Freddy head that loves trains".

21. Don't walk around the establishments in security uniforms and scare the shit out of everyone with a knife.

   1) You are still doing it, aren't you?

   2) Please stop.

22. "I am the CEO of Afton Robotics Inc." is not a valid reason to touch Freddy

23. Acting childishly when you're nearly 50 is not funny, Will.

   1) Ok it might be adorable between us but DON'T do it to the patrons.

24. Causing scandals is forbidden.

25. Under no circumstances is William allowed to change the name of the pizzeria/ the company to "This shithole of a hell".

26. Don't yell "YEET!" while throwing Bon-Bon at anyone, anything, especially the door. Funtime Freddy has been upset enough.

27. Actually, don't yeet anything at anyone, anything. It's insufferable.

28. You can't celebrate Father's Day by throwing Foxy into a truck and then push it off the Great Canyon.

29. Don't convince anyone to eat Chica's cupcake. Are you serious!?

30. William is not to violate any of these rules on April Fools because "It's April Fools day!"

   1) "It's just a prank, bro" is not accepted.

   2) Nor is "Just for fun".