Shitty stories of William and Henry -=[FINISHED]=-

Drunk

William: Ya know, being drunk is both horrible and horrific at the same time.

Michael: What happened this time?

William: I went to a bar, I drank so much I couldn't remember how to spell my own name. I got a terrible headache, I probably have "accidentally" killed 4 men and then I blacked out. 

Michael: Ok. That's horrible. What about the horrific part?

William: The next thing I knew was that I woke up at home.

Michael: How th--

William: With Henry lying next to me. In bed.