Shitty stories of William and Henry -=[FINISHED]=-

Brit and US

 Henry: William, where are you?

  William: I'm on the pavement near your old flat.

 Henry: Pavement? What? Flat? Why is my old... flat? 

 William: You know, a path with a hard surface on one or both sides of a road, that people walk on? And a self-contained housing unit that occupies only part of a building, generally on a single storey?

 Henry: You mean "sidewalk"? And "apartment"?

 William: No, pavement. Flat, not apartment.

 Henry: For god sake, speak English!

 William: I'm speaking British English, you god damn American!