Shitty stories of William and Henry -=[FINISHED]=-

Don't say that

 William: Jeez Henry, you're short.

 Henry: I'll make a compilation of how many times you've said that.

 William: For what?

 Henry: That number will be the number of nights you get to sleep on the couch.

  William: ...

  William: Sweetie I'm fucking sorry.

  Henry: You'd better be.