Rich asshole

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*in a family chat...*

William: *sends a picture of a coat*

William: What do you think, Hen?

Henry: Nice coat :)

William: Do you like it?

Henry: It's pretty nice, but you don't have to buy it...

William: Too late, I'm buying it.

Michael: Holy shit, uncle Henry, stop him.

Henry: What? Why?

Michael: That thing is 2 500$

Henry: WILLIAM "FRICKING" AFTON! STOP THIS INSTANCE!

William: Typing in caps won't change the bill, sugar. Fancy stuff's in my bag :)))

Henry: How could you just spend 2 500$ on a fricking COAT!? 

William: That reminds me, want some Swiss chocolate? I'm near a good chocolate store. They probably have it.

Henry: William, I swear to God...

William: I'm walking.

Henry: If you buy any more expensive stuff...

William: I'm opening the door.

Henry: Your new bed will be the sofa when you return home.

William: Considered. Noted. Alright.

Michael: Jesus Christ. Find something better to spend money on, old bag.

William: There's nothing wrong with trying to take care of my Henry ;) ;) ;)

Henry: I hate you so much. Goddamn rich jerk.

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