Shitty stories of William and Henry -=[FINISHED]=-

A bunch of truths

Michael: Alright, father, truth or dare?

William: Truth.

Michael: Tell me the biggest lie you've ever told.

William: I am mentally stable.

Michael: ...

Michael: You need a therapy.

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William: Henry, truth or dare?

Henry: Truth.

William: What's the one thing that you can't put up with?

Henry: Your British sarcasm.

William: I don't have a British sarcasm!

Michael: Yes you do.

William: Which side are you on?

Michael: The side with no sarcasm.

William: You mean the side with a bunch of brain-dead's?

Henry: ... You're on the sofa tonight.

William: Fuck.

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William: Tell me a truth that I don't know.

Michael: What's the point of telling you a truth when your life is a lie?

William: Shit.

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Michael: Ptsss, mr. Emily!

Henry: What is it, Michael?

Michael: I think my father is gay.

Henry: Oh, he tells me that everyday.

Michael: Wait what?

William: I'm gay, Henry.

Henry: There you have it.