Shitty stories of William and Henry -=[FINISHED]=-

Future career

Teacher: Kids, what would you like to do in the future?

William: *raises hands* When I grow up, I wanna poke other kids with a knife and cut them open!

Teacher: Oh, you mean you wanna be an operating doctor. That's very good, William. A very helpful career indeed!

*years later*

William: *stabbing a kid* She was right. I feel very helpful :)