Shitty stories of William and Henry -=[FINISHED]=-

That damn creep

  William: Welcome home, Henry. I cooked dinner.

 Henry: You... cooked dinner for me and my daughter?

 William: Yes. Mostly for you.

 Henry: That's not what I'm questioning. What I am asking is that how the hell did you get into my house?

 William: C'mon Henry. Don't act like your windows are made of bullet-proof material.

 Henry: ...

 William: I used an axe.

 Henry: For god sake...