Shitty stories of William and Henry -=[FINISHED]=-

SOME CUTE BULLSHIT

(Demon AU)

Henry: William.

William: Mm?

Henry: William... Afton.

William: Yes?

Henry: ...

Henry: William.

William: What the fuck do you want, priest?

Henry: I love saying your name, that's all.

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Henry: Demon, what are you doing?

William: Looking at the stars. Aren't they beautiful, Henry?

Henry: You are just staring into my eyes...

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*The first time Henry actually saw William in his semi-Demon form*

Henry: ... Are you serious?

William: What?

Henry:  Why do you even need FOUR eyes?

William: So I can look at you better.

Henry: Stop with that damn soapy Romeo and Juliet thing.

William: I know you like it *spanks Henry's ass with his tail*

Henry: OW! YOU FRICKING DEMON! *stomps on William's tail furiously*

William: OW OW OW! THAT HURTS ME MORE THAN IT DOES TO YOU! GET YOUR FUCKING FOOT OFF MY TAIL!!!

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Henry: Don't you have better things to do than just bothering me?

William: There's nothing wrong with trying to look after my precious.

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*The first time William carried Henry*

Henry: Demon...

William: Yes, my dear?

Henry: I swear to God, if you drop me...

William: You're afraid of heights?

Henry: WE ARE AT LEAST 1640 FEET ABOVE THE GROUND!!!

William: Never flew before?

Henry: Not like this...

William: Don't worry, I'm not gonna drop you... yet.

Henry: I hate you.

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William: Have you ever considered going to Hell?

Henry: I don't think I'm that sinful.

William: What if I said you would go with a handsome, posh-looking and elegant Demon who would protect you forever?

Henry: ... I'll reconsider that.

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Henry: A Demon hunting for Demons. Isn't that ironic?

William: I'm not hunting. I'm just randomly killing anyone who looks annoying to me.

Henry: That kind of explained the pile of bodies in that alley you left.

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William: Priest...  I'm a powerful Demon...

Henry: Uh huh...

William: ...Not a maid...

Henry: Shut up and clean the damn house, William. You owe me my water and eletricity bills.

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William: I'm a powerful being, there's nothing you can offer me that I can't get my hands on before you even open your mouth!

Henry: How about I bake you some cookies?

William: ...

William: Deal.