Shitty stories of William and Henry -=[FINISHED]=-

The killer on the loose

*two old men texting*

Henry: William, I'm scared :(

William: What's the matter, sweetie?

William: I mean, Henry. Damn the autocorrect >:c

Henry: The TV said that there was a killer on the loose! He killed two men and then fled. The cops haven't found any trace of him since then... I'm very scared, Will :'((((

William: Whoa, calm down, Henry. I'm sure the killer can't hurt you. He won't.

Henry: Easy to say for the man who's peacefully sipping fancy wine in his mansion of a house in the middle of London and texting nonchalantly.

William: No, I mean it. I'm sure it would be impossible for a killer to travel 3672 miles to California to assault you. Especially if he's too busy sipping fancy wine and texting with his friend.

William: Henry?

Henry: You douchebag. 

William: Figured :)