Shitty stories of William and Henry -=[FINISHED]=-

Better method

*after Michael's seventh-grade parents meeting*

William: You know, Michael, your class is actually more pathetic than I thought it would be.

Michael: Oh?

William: The teacher can't even discipline her hard-headed students. Poor woman. She asked us parents for a better method of discipline other than making students standing in the corners.

Michael: What did you suggest?

William: I gave her my knife. And a few trashbags.