TaeKook Oneshots

Extras

I feel bad that I don't update often so here's a couple incorrect BTS quotes to keep y'all fed for some time (I promise I'm working on the next couple one shots)

Taehyung: Gucci or Gucci
Taehyung:
Taehyung: Both
BTS: What?

Taehyung: Jungkook I love you
Jungkook: Me too, you're my favourite bro
Taehyung: No not like that. Like, I love you love you
Jungkook: Ok *walks away*
Jungkook: Jimin
Jungkook: HELP

Namjoon: *locks door during a live so no one can interrupt*
Jimin: *softly crying in the bathroom*

Namjoon: Explain
Jungkook: An ad came up and I really liked it–
Jin: But I didn't
Jungkook: I wanted to watch it
Jin: I wanted to skip it
Namjoon: That still doesn't explain why I came home to the computer in the middle of the road and a broken window

Jin and Jungkook: *watching a video*
-ad comes on-
Jungkook: This looks nic–
Jin: Skip
Jungkook: But–
Jin: Did I stutter?

Yoongi: *sleeping*
Taehyung: *walking into the room*
Yoongi, in his sleep: Get tf out of my room
Taehyung: How–
Yoongi, in his sleep: Leave

Taehyung: *sleeping while holding Jungkook*
Jungkook: This is nice
Taehyung: *starts squeezing Kook*
Jungkook: He must be having a nightmare
Taehyung: *squeezes more*
Jungkook: Shit I can't breathe
Jungkook: But he's too cute to wake up

YoonMin: I–
YoonSeok: THIS IS YOONSEOK NATION SHIP OR LEAVE BITCH THERE IS NO ROOM FOR YOU

Taehyung: *breaks a plate*
BTS: Aw sweetie it's okay you're fine you're doing great we love you
Jungkook: *breaks a plate*
BTS: Wtf are you doing you're sleeping outside tonight

Jin: Jimin, why're you crying?
Jimin: I just made this perfect meme exposing Kookie
Jin:

Taehyung: *gets coal for Christmas*
Taehyung:
Taehyung: SANTA GAVE ME A BABY DIAMOND AWWWW
BTS: No Taehyung that's not–
Taehyung: You're just jealous that you got mainstream gifts

Jin: Yoongo–
Yoongi: Dont call me that again I'll end you
Hoseok: Yoongo–
Yoongi: Yes, sweetie?

Jungkook: *talking to someone*
Yoongi, to himself: Jungkook is such a lovely person I love him
Jungkook: *turns around to Yoongi*
Yoongi: Wtf do you want, brat?

Yoongi: I love Taehyung
Taehyung: What?
Yoongi: I said you're an idiot

Yoongi: I love Jimin
Jimin: What?
Yoongi: I said I don't like you

Yoongi: I love Kookie
Kookie: What?
Yoongi: I said you're stupid

Yoongi: I love Hoseok
Hoseok: What?
Yoongi: I said you're a wonderful ray of sunshine who deserves all the love in this world

Namjoon: I just dropped a fire album
Jungkook: He means he set his album on fire by mistake and it slipped from his hand.

Jin: Someone needs to distract Yoongi and keep him out of our way so we can plan his birthday party
Hoseok and Jimin: Don't worry, we got it
Hoseok and Jimin: *smiles*
Yoongi: Oh my *stops what he's doing* *directs all his attention to them*
BTS:

BigHit and Namjoon: *hears Jungkook whistle*
BigHit and Namjoon: *makes DNA*
Jungkook:

BigHit and Namjoon: *hears Jungkook choking*
BigHit and Namjoon: *makes Idol*
Jungkook: I could've died–

Amber: *walking off stage*
Taehyung: *hugs her*
Amber: Oh, hey, Taehyung
-2 hours later-
Amber: So... are you gonna let go or???

Jungkook: How many times do I have to apologise
Hoseok: Literally once
Jungkook: Nope

Jungkook: I can handle y'all talking about Justin
Jungkook: I can handle y'all talking about IU
Jungkook: I can handle y'all talking about Charlie
Jungkook: But when you talk about all three
Jungkook: That's where I draw the line

Taehyung: I'm not talking to Jungkook
Namjoon: You're literally on his lap???

Jin: Whats wrong, Kook?
Kookie: Why do think something is wrong?
Jin: We've been here five minutes and you're not playing any video games

Jin: Okay guys, I'm going to the jungle for some time
-3 weeks later-
Jin: *comes back home*
Jin: Why is the dorm on fire? Why do all of you look like cavemen? Why is Taehyung crying in the corner? What happened?

Army: Let our boys rest
BigHit: *gives them a break*
BTS: Sleep is for the dead

Jungkook: Good morning, Hyungs and Jimin
Jimin: The disrespect