Dislocated (Sope)

四

Hoseok waited outside for about 15 minutes like an idiot, when yoongi pulled up on the block he stared at Hoseok for a good 2-3 minutes in disbelief. Then he rolled down the window.

"You're actually a dumbass. How long were you out here?"

"I dunno.. 10..15 minutes?" Hoseok replied.

"Dumbass." The shorter deadpanned.

"Can I get in the car?"

"No you're wet." Yoongi rolled up his window.

"Thats what she said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

"Hoseok. Leave."

"I'll leave with you."

"No."

Hoseok tried to open the car-door but failed, "it's locked..."

"If course, we're on the Westside I ain't tryin to get shot up."

Eventually, Yoongi unlocked the doors, hoseok got in, and they went to yoongi's studio apartment.

With Bring The Spirit blasting.

"bECauSe jESus iS iN mY DNA"

"YOONGI SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CANNOT SING. FOR. SHIT."

"Please you can't either."

With that Hoseok said 'bet' and put on Mama by BTS. It was a song he actually enjoyed despite it being about mother Mary.

To say yoongi curb checked would insult the tire.

No, literally. He got distracted and bumped into a fire hydrant.

"Shit my dad's gonna kill me."
Hoseok held his ankle hissing in pain, "nOt before I do."
"Hey! It's your fault!"
"How is MY fault you drove into a hydrant?"

Yoongi stayed silent, he can't say 'because I was staring at you!' Thats gay.

Hoseok smirked, "exactly. Now call someone"

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After a long argument with yoongi's dad...

He didn't come.

His dad has important work to do at the hospital and they have to be responsible for their actions...

Fun.

With that, they drove the fucked up car to yoongi's apartment hoping it wouldn't explode.

Hoseok being a little bitch the whole time saying they should call uber or smth

Yoongi being a smartass asking 'with what money'

And thats the tea

Hoseok limped out the car

Despite the two being friends, Hoseok has never actually been to yoongi's apartment.

Interesting.

They entered the 'lovely' home and the first thing Hoseok noticed. Bring The Spirit merch. Everywhere.

"Jesus Christ yoongi-"

"Precisely."

Hoseok rolled his eyes and sat on the couch.