Dislocated (Sope)

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"See, you should've just gave the food to me or throw it away 🤷🏻‍♀️"

"Hoseok. It was pancakes I would nOT throw them away."

"Then you could've gave me some!"

"Hobi you didn't deserve them."

"Why????"

"Because you're a dirty mind."

"Okay,,, but that ended up getting you sick from all that suga you ate."

Yoongi snorted, "did you just say 'suga' instead of 'sugar' like an old western lady??"

"No.."

"Say sugar."

"Suga."

Yoongi was dead.

"What if I call you my suga?"

Yoongi was actually dead now.

"No don't."

Hoseok perked up from his spot on the couch. "Why not?"

"Thats kinky."

"yOUR ThE diRTy mIND sUGa iS a PErfEctLy cuTE nAMe!!1!1!"

And yoongi threw a pillow at him. "Shut your horse trap Hoses."

"You know wha-"

"What."

Hoseok got up and stood in front of yoongi.

Very menacingly.

Very... sexily.

Very no good for yoongi.

Yoongi shied and pressed himself further back into the couch as Hoseok leaned forward towards his ear.

Hoseok whispered in his ear, "Give me five seconds and I'll make you the hoe,... suga."

Hoseok just flopped right back to his spot on the couch finding a movie on Netflix with a satisfactory grin

Yoongi suddenly was feeling very attacked in his own home..

HIS OWN HOME

HOW CAN HOSEOK ATTACK HIM LIKE THIS??!?!

Holy shit.

Yoongi just focused on the tv.

Besides, he has school tomorrow so he'll have 5 days, all 8 hours to avoid Hoseok

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"Hey yoongi!"

Yoongi turned the direction that called his said name.

"Oh hey joon." He greeted his friend namjoon that was coming down the hall.

"Did you hear the new Ludacris song??"

Yoongi sighed, "lemme guess it's about his bitch?"

"Yeah! 'My chick bad' it's dope isn't it?"

Yoongi didn't actually know what namjoon was talking about he was just guessing.

"Yeah, hella straight"

(If you don't remember when everyone used to say 'hella straight' get off wattpad-)

"Yoongi aren't you friends with Jacob?"

"Who?" Yoongi quirked an eyebrow

"Ya know, korean kid, tall, Brown hair"

"Literally the school has like, 8 or 10 asian kids with brown hair."

"He's captain of the dance team-"