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Chapter 16: Dimension 666

hey children guess who wrote very light r18 soonhoon on the first sunday of the year? yes it's me. if you need some some soonhoon, read love.net '96 because i'll be updating that quite often...i guess

—ji
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"so can we go the fuck home now? it seems like jiwoo didn't help at all," jihoon sighed, grabbing my hand to drag me towards the elevator at the end of the hall. it's quite obvious that he's creeped out and uncomfortable. wonwoo shook as head as we walked, "i don't know minseul, something isn't right."

"what if it's really satan sunbaenim we're dealing with?" seungkwan asked

"really, seungkwan?" wonwoo chuckled, "satan sunbaenim?"

"what do i call him? satan-san?"

"forget it."

the four of us made our way to the elevator. it was cold inside, which is totally different from when we used it earlier with the nurse. "hey do you know that at midnight, if you go alone and push all the buttons at the elevator, when you reach the top you can get to another dimension?" seungkwan asked

i looked at the boy with a concerned expression, "what kind of webtoon is that?"

"i don't know," seungkwan shrugged, "should we try? kidding it's scary."

"you're such a scaredy cat," jihoon muttered

"hey! i'm not!"

"jihoon stop provoking him," wonwoo facepalmed

"i'm not scared!" seungkwan puffed his cheeks and stomped like a cute kid, "i'm going to do it!"

"uh i don't think we should— hEY STOP!"

before i could even tell seungkwan not to do whatever the fuck he's planning, he already started pressing all the buttons. wonwoo quickly tried to pull seungkwan away from them so the lift started to bounce a little and it made poor jihoon feel sick.

"oh my gOD STOP!" i freaked out. seungkwan was laughing out loud because he thought it was all a harmless joke. not until the elevator stopped for a quick five seconds before it started to go down faster and faster. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" all four of us screamed in fear. "JUMP!" seungkwan shouted

"NO don't jump, idiot!!" wonwoo screamed "the moment you hit the ground and acceleration of the elevator reduces to zero, the impact will be fatal! we'll fucking die!"

"I DIDN'T ASK FOR A PHYSICS LESSON BUT OKAY!"

jihoon was ripping off his vocal chords and was really scared so i pulled him close for a tight hug. then seungkwan and wonwoo joined. boy, we looked stupid but wHAT CAN WE DO? "MINSEUL SEUNGKWAN JIHOON I LOVE YOU ALL!" wonwoo screamed "FUUUUUCK!"

"MINSEUL I LOVE YOU I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OTHER TWO!" jihoon shouted

"UH OKAY—"

"FUCK! SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO"

"OKAY JIHOON I LOVE YOU GEEZ."

"AND I'M SORRY IF I KISSED SOON—"

"SEUNGCHEOL JEONGHAN JISOO JUNHUI—"

"SEUNGKWAN WHAT THE FUCK!" wonwoo yelled. damn boi hitting high notes, seokmin is shaking.

"OH! I THOUGHT WE WERE SAYING RANDOM NAMES!" the youngest exclaimed

"SERIOUSLY? YOU GOT TIME TO JOKE ABOUT THAT?"

"STOP OKAY IM TRYING TO LIGHTEN THE—FUCK!"

the elevator started to go slower bit by bit and i was so thankful that it didn't just stop suddenly. if it did, we would probably be dead by now. what the fuck i don't want to die in a mental hospital's creepy elevator. "i-is it done?" jihoon stuttered.

"yes," wonwoo answered, "but we're stuck."

"maybe when we open it, it'll be the new dimension. dimension 666!"

"ugh shut the fuck up," jihoon mumbled and pulled me down so i could sit on the floor with him. wonwoo immediately gave jihoon a bag because we all know what's going to happen next. after he threw up, wonwoo handed me tissues so i could wipe the boy's mouth with it.

"mr. stark i don't feel so good."

"jihoon please," i chuckled and let him rest his head on my shoulder, "just get some rest."

"the repair service must already be on their way. maybe it'll take us an hour in here. i'm already bored," wonwoo sat down and rested his back on the cold wall panel. "are we going to be okay?" seungkwan asked "i'm sorry about what i did. but it's still all jihoon hyung's fault."

"hey i'm gonna fucking—"

"jihoon," i mumbled

the boy sighed and leaned back on me, "okay. i shouldn't have told seungkwan that he can't do it. anyways, i had fun while the elevator was kinda falling."

we all looked at him with a surprised face. "really? what the hell? we were gonna die in there!" wonwoo freaked out

"but did we?"

"no."

"that explains it," jihoon said with a smile, "it's not everyday that we get to experience such things. at least i have more things to flex on the boys with!"

"you really are different, jihoon." all of the sudden, the lights turned off. i felt seungkwan crawl to get closer to me. wonwoo did too. ugh, these boys, really. jihoon was pushing seungkwan away though, "get off, minseul is mine right now."

"okay i'll just go to wonwoo hyung—"

"seungkwan i want to be alone right now."

"this is so unfair. fine i'll hug the floor."

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short update i gtg to church 🙏
kbyeilu 💗
—jiro