~SaturDAAAAAYYYYY!!!!~
"Brendon, the party is in ten minutes! We have to go in five minutes!" I call out. Brendon has been sitting in the bathroom for ten minutes, he's not even shitting! He's just sitting in there, door locked, on his phone and laughing!
"Brendon! I swear to god! I will pick this lock and get your ass out of here!" I just hear more giggling.
Fine then you little prick.
I run downstairs to the kitchen and open a cupboard, this has zero food items but office stuff. Also- a bobby pin I stole from mom five years ago.
Or was it six?... I'm pretty sure it was five.
I run back to the bathroom, I shove the pin in the lock thingy thing, I jiggle it around a bit until I hear it unlock.
I open the door.
Brendon is sitting in the bathtub watching YouTube videos.
"No! Hehe! I'm busy Dally!" You rather spend time with your phone then me? I'm insulted.
"Come on, we have to go now!" Brendon rolls his eyes.
"I don't wanna go."
I feel the inside of me scream. Are you kidding me?! We are going!
"No! We're going! I am getting my koolaid! Get your ass out of the bathtub before I get you out myself!" Brendon turns off his phone and shoves it in his back pocket.
He looks up at me and makes grabby hands. Asshat...
I bend down and pick up Brendon. He puts his legs around me and I walk out of the bathroom turning off the light.
I leave the house and lock the door, I manage to take out my car keys and unlock the door. I open Brendon's door and place him on the seat. He smiles and buckles himself up.
I run to the other side and open my door. I start start the car (and obviously put on my seatbelt because safety first) and start driving.
"Now Brendon, Gerard being Gerard, is going to have alcohol at the party, you can drink but not to much okay?"
Brendon hums in response.
~At Ze Party~
I'm holding Brendon by the wrist dragging him around looking for Gee.
I then spot Gerard making out with Frank on the couch. I walk up to them and pull their heads away.
"Where is my koolaid?" I ask Gerard.
He just giggles a lot.
"In my bedroom! There are lots on my nightstand! Now fuck off!" Gerard shouts before licking his boyfriend.
I would lick Brendon but... cut that.
I pull Brendon in front of me and lick his cheek. He stands there shocked and then licks my neck.
I lick his forehead.
He licks my chin.
Licking competition I see...
I lick his other cheek, he goes on his tippy toes and licks my cheek, I lick his jawline. He licks my lips. I copy his licking spot. Brendon licks my earlobe, I lick his neck.
~Two minutes of licking each other later~
I've won!
Hahaha!
Just kidding... Brendon literally went under my shirt and licked up my stomach all the way to my neck.
So I'm giving him the win today... we head upstairs to Gerard's room. I open the door, as soon as I see the koolaid I go running. I grab a red one, I quickly take the straw out of the wrapper and stab the little hole thing. I drink the beautiful koolaid.
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Brallon~ Raised By Wolves
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