King of the Hill Meets Marla - POV Story

Hank's Going Blind

After Hank visit his mom and her Jewish boyfriend Gary Kasner, Marla saw Hank packing the stuff.

Marla said, "Hey, Hank, didn't your family come home for Christmas?"
Hank said, "Yes. My mom has a Jewish boyfriend, his name is Gary Kasner."
Marla said, "Hey, I got a Jewish friend too, his name is Harris Barton. His parents died of brain cancer, but practically being the orphaned. Shelby Lynne's parents killed and was living with her aunt and uncle."
Hank said, "You got a Jewish friend?"
Marla said, "That's what I said. Al Jolson and Eddie Cantor were Jewish and I was watching three biography movies, two for Jolson and one for Cantor."
Hank said, "That's great Marla."

At the alley, Hank, Boomhauer, Dale and Bill were talking to Marla about the Gary guy.
Marla said, "I had a catholic friend Prudie Bernt, my best friend Kevin Bopp asked Prudie that he was the fan of Tompall Glaser and his brothers. But Spalding, Nebraska is just the Catholic town. Prudie was the fan of mine earlier in those days touring with my brothers."
Hank said, "That's great Marla."
Marla said, "And that's not all, Prudie's birthday was Jan. 31. After her brother Delbert's death, Kevin was wearing a Tom Rathman jersey, but Kevin's best friend thinks he's Jewish."

After Gary was sleeping at Bobby's room, Marla said, "Tilly, I found the Mick Tingelhoff poster, he prefers to it. Hank asked me that Luanne needs to sleep at my house, in which this house is too full for that."
Tilly said, "Don't worry, Marla, she'll be alright."
Marla said, "Tomorrow morning, Harris will be with me at my house with Luanne."

At the airport, Marla was using Harris' #79 jersey. Luanne said, "Marla, what is this thing?"
Marla said, "It's #79 jersey for Harris, when he sees his last name, he'll visit me."
Luanne said, "I see."
Marla said, "Harris!"
Harris said, "Marla."
Marla said, "I haven't seen you since then."
Harris said, "Well, I should notice that. Who's this young lady?"
Marla said, "Harris, that's Luanne."
Luanne said, "Well Mr. Barton, you're Jewish just like my uncle's mom's boyfriend."
Harris said, "Correcto."

After Gary and Tilly stayed alone in the kitchen, Marla said, "Guess what, Harris Barton is here."
They all gasped and Gary said, "Well, hello Jewish boy."
Harris said, "Please don't me Jewish boy mister..."
Gary said, "Kasner, call me Gary."
Harris said, "You know something I was Jewish like you thinking that Marla and I decided to fly to Spalding, if not add another person when cancelling the game."
Tilly said, "Don't worry, Harris, you'll be alright."
Marla said, "Well, got to go to the mall and find some stuff for Harris."

Hank, Peggy, Bobby and Luanne decided to go the basketball game, but left a Styrofoam finger, in fact, Hank saw his mom and new boyfriend having sex, Hank's going blind as he saw Gary's bracelet.

Marla said, "Are you okay, Harris and I were not going to the mall, but they got traffic jams in the interstate."
Hank said, "I am blind."
Marla said, "What, blind? Ray Charles was blind and I still don't know what it means to me. Cancel the trip to the basketball game, Bobby needs to stay with grandma while Luanne, Harris and myself will be headed to Spalding, Nebraska to see my friend Prudie."
Peggy said, "We'll see about that, I'll drive myself to the urgent appointment for Hank's blindness."

This is the second time that Marla's not going, Peggy said, "What happened, Marla?"
Marla said, "We have cancelled the flight to Lincoln because of snow."
Marla cries as Harris said, "Don't cry, Marla, it's going to be okay."
Peggy said, "Luanne, how's the trip?"
Luanne said, "Marla said it before."

After Hank heals, Marla and Harris were watching a TV for the televangelist. Marla said, "Well, Harris, like Billy Graham, Kenneth Hagin and Jimmy Swaggart, it finally heals my friend."
Harris said, "Yep, Marla, it's too good to be true."