Boomhauer's in Rehab

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At Rehab, Boomhauer got sunburned and Marla said, "Jeff, what are you doing here?"
Boomhauer said, "I got dang old sunburn."
Marla said, "Sunburn, I'll get you a lotion in my purse."

Meanwhile, Marla rubs a suntan lotion for Boomhauer and she said, "All done Jeff."
Boomhauer said, "Marla, I love you in my dang old way man."
Marla said, "I love you too Jeff."

At the bathroom, Marla said, "What's going on Luanne? Peggy's not here."
Luanne said, "Mr. Kahn saw me naked."
Marla said, "Oh, sweetie, the next time I'll give you window blinds for not seeing anything."
Luanne said, "Okay, Marla."
Marla was leaving the bathroom and she said, "Joseph, what are you doing?"
Joseph said, "Don't worry, I was asking a Bobby a (voice break) real lesson here."
Marla said, "Joseph, your voice, that means you're puberty. Just ask the parents to do so."
Joseph said, "Okay, Marla."

The next day, Marla buys a window blinds for not seeing anything.
Hank said, "Hey, Marla, how's the new blinds?"
Marla said, "It's great for not seeing anything."
Peggy said, "Wow, I love that blinds."

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