King of the Hill Meets Marla - POV Story

Bad Little Boy Caleb

Caleb John McDonald moved into Rainey Street right next to Marla's house.

Marla went to the Hill house, she said, "You there, your parents are here."
Caleb blows a raspberry and Hank said, "Marla, this is Caleb."
Marla grabs Caleb and he said, "Hey, let me go."

Marla asked his parents Lila and Jim a real conversation, she said, "Caleb, you are bullying by a new neighbor."
Lila said, "Look he has ADHD and Autism."
Jim said, "Seems to me Caleb looks familiar to show his respect."
Marla said, "I told the officers about him, if he messes around with the new neighbor again, he's going to the reform school or moved to another state or place."
Jim said, "Do you hear what she said Caleb? Go to bed."

The officers and Marla saw Caleb and the parents and Marla said, "Caleb, you disgraced at Mr. Hill, and Bobby, you disgraced at Jim. Caleb, you and your parents are moving out and you will be headed to reform school."

Two weeks later, right after Caleb's moving away, a strict family of 12 with five daughters and five sons has moved into the neighborhood, Hank said, "Hey, new neighbors, what's the last name?"
The father said, "The last name is Murphy, we had 10 children, five sons and five daughters, all ages from 17 to newborn."
Hank said, "Ten children?"
Marla said, "I think 10 is the exact number, I think they're strict is it?"
Mr. Murphy said, "It is strict and we're home school."

At church on Sunday, Marla, Bill and Boomhauer were sitting in the pew as the Murphys were sitting as Hank, Peggy and Bobby were late and Hank said, "Hey, that's my spot!"
Mr. Murphy said, "Would you please sit somewhere else?"
Reverend Stroup said, "And now I would like to welcome the newest members of Arlen First Methodist. Would the Murphy family please stand up and accept our blessings? Twelve people? I cannot believe 12 people is the right count."