King of the Hill Meets Marla - POV Story

Luanne's Moving

After Dale originally said about marching over to Luanne's own den, Luanne is now living on her own.

Marla came at Pops' old house and said, "Luanne, what are you doing? You're supposed to be living your own den."
Luanne said, "No, Marla, I'm living on my own."
Marla said, "Oops, got to go Quillan needs me for pops, and throw that beer away. Now you're happy Hank?"

At the funeral home, Fred said, "To Theodore "Pops" Popacito, a wealthy man in his own rights for 18 years living in Rainey Street in Arlen. His special life and his family had a rare excuse for him."

At Luanne's new house, Marla came over and Luanne said, "Guys, hide."
Marla said, "Hello, Luanne, I brought this poster for you to pick. Which one's you pick Alan Jackson or Clint Black?"
Luanne said, "I'll take A.J., he's blonde like me."
Marla said, "I'll take Clint Black, you happy?"

Marla came at Luanne's old den and she said, "Dale, stop that beating. Nice picture of Tom Landry."
Hank said, "Well, he's the best all right."
Marla said, "You know, he shared a birthday with Bear Bryant."
Dale said, "Now hold on, Bear Bryant from 1913 to 1983. An Alabama coach who had many champions, it's between Lee Roy Jordan, Joe Namath and Ken Stabler at all times."
Marla said, "Dale, It's just Alabama stars."

In Epilogue, Keith came at Luanne's new house to discuss this many violations they had.
Keith said, "So I guess you had too many violations for these three."
Luanne said, "Well, they just started it, Marla came at my new house, told my roommates to hide, and now my uncle, aunt and cousin Bobby were there as Griffin shaves his legs."
Keith said, "Okay, then, Tanya, Griffin, Kate, you will not be living at Luanne's new house ever again, it's against the law."
Griffin said, "That's what you said sheriff Faron Young."
Keith said, "It's officer Keith Fahnhorst you stupid wedges."

Outside, Marla said, "Cotton, Topsy, did you ever fight at newbies?"
Cotton said, "Newbies, I don't regret newbies."
Topsy blows his cheeks and Marla said, "Topsy, stop doing that."
Cotton said, "Now listen here Marla, my son is a mess while Luanne's away, that's when I killed 50 men."
Marla grabs Cotton's shirt and said, "Now listen here, did you watch wrestling where John Ayers had mess around with J.J. Dillon while Barry Windham disqualifies while Sting the wrestler wins?
Cotton said, "No, I haven't watched it."
Marla said, "I watched it, two months after I left England. Officers, arrest Cotton and Topsy."

Marla puts Faron Young's song "Hello Walls" on cassette tape.