Buck Disqualifies

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Hank said, "They mooned Elvis's grave...and his poor little dead twin brother, Jesse."

Hank got a phone call to Marla and said, "Hello."
Marla said, "Hi, Hank I'm at Memphis on vacation with Randy."
Hank said, "That's great, guess what, Buck Strickland will be inducted into the Propane Hall of Flame."
Marla said, "I'm about to go see it tonight, tomorrow afternoon, I'm headed to Dollywood in Pigeon Forge and then Gatlinburg the day after."
Hank said, "That's Ray Roy's job."
Marla said, "Who's Ray Roy?"
Hank said, "Buck's bastard son."
Marla said, "Language Hank."
Randy said, "Randy Cross here."
Hank said, "Oh my god, Randy, you're supposed to be broadcasting."
Randy said, "Not until football time. I just snapped a grave photo of little Jesse Garon Presley, who was about older than twin Elvis."
Hank said, "Okay, Randy as soon as you get ready. I'll be waiting for you."
Randy said, "Meet me at the hotel."
Hank said, "Okay, goodbye."

At the ceremony, Mike Walter was working part time at the hotel after Hank vomits, Randy said, "Oh, you treacherous beast."
Marla said, "Randy sit down."
Mike said, "I have heard enough, Disqualified."
The crowd boos for Buck's disqualification.
The blond boy said, "You bastard."
The boy's mother said, "Shut your mouth Lance, we're going home."

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