Mustangs Vs. Longhorns or Cowboys Vs. 49ers

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After decades of losing, the Arlen Longhorns facing off with McMaynerbury Mustangs.
After Hank said, "It's time to get the team back together."
Bill said, "Who knows where all the Longhorns ended up. They could be anywhere."
Marla said, "Wait a minute, I got the Dallas Cowboys and the San Francisco 49ers will be playing flag football next week."
Hank said, "Next week?"
Marla said, "You heard me Hank. McMaynerbury Mustangs are stupendous for a while."
Hank said, "I'm gonna give that McMaynerbury Mustangs we'll never forget."

First, Hank, Bill, Boomhauer and Dale finds Fred Queen, a divorced man with no children just like Bill.
Next, Kevin Willard, a married man with 5 children, four sons and a daughter.
Next, Carl Moss, the principal and Danny Portnoy, who lives in Phoenix.

Marla got the entire Cowboys and 49ers members.
Here's the list:
Quarterbacks: Roger Staubach, Troy Aikman, Steve Young, Joe Montana
Running Backs: Emmitt Smith, Tony Dorsett, Wendell Tyler, Roger Craig
Wide Receivers: Drew Pearson, Michael Irvin, Jerry Rice, Dwight Clark
Tight Ends: Billy Joe DuPree, Jay Novacek, Brent Jones, Russ Francis
O. Tackles: Ralph Neely, Pat Donovan, Harris Barton, Keith Fahnhorst
Guards: John Niland, Tom Rafferty, Randy Cross, Derrick Deese
Centers: Dave Manders, Fred Quillan, John Fitzgerald, Jesse Sapolu
D. Tackles: Randy White, Bob Lilly, Bryant Young, Michael Carter
D. End: Larry Cole, Too Tall Jones, Jim Stuckey, Dwaine Board
Linebackers: Lee Roy Jordan, Chuck Howley, D.D. Lewis, Mike Walter, Keena Turner, Jim Fahnhorst
Cornerbacks: Mel Renfro, Deion Sanders, Eric Wright, Eric Davis
Safeties: Charlie Waters, Cliff Harris, Ronnie Lott, Carlton Williamson
Punter: Danny White, Barry Helton
Kicker: Ray Wersching, Efren Herrera

Hank got a phone call from Marla and said, "What happened to Jethro Pugh?"
Marla said, "I'm sorry Hank, Too Tall Jones is added to the Cowboys list, and I'll meet you over here tonight."

After Hank hurt his nose, Jesse said, "I'm a center for Quillan."
Joe said, "Ready, hut."
As the 49ers cheered while practicing, Dale said, "Hey, Marla, sorry to hear about Hank's nose."
Marla said, "That's alright I'm counting on that."
Dale said, "Marla, in addition to Bill and Boomhauer, these are my other high school friends of 1973, which means Class of 1974."
Wendell said, "Hey, it's me, Wendell Tyler, Randy Cross and I were teammates from the UCLA days and the 49ers days."
Tony said, "Hey, Boomhauer, I shared your birthday, too."
Boomahuer said, "Thanks man."
Pat said, "Doug Stilson's doing a great job finding me and now I'm living in Montana, in which where I was from."
Harris said, "Hank and I shared a birthday with Ashley Judd, whom I never date."
Charlie said, "Hey, Cliff and I were at Strickland Propane couple of weeks ago and Joe Jack had look like Hoyt Axton."
Deion said, "It's my prime time style, what do you think Eric D?"
Eric Davis said, "Well, I guess Marla looks exciting about this."
Marla said, "I'm gonna give that Arlen Longhorns we'll never forget."

After Hank was talking to Danny, Marla said, "Childress, be a towel manager. Ray Childress just called he said he wants to be a towel manager."
Troy said, "You mean Ray Childress, the defensive lineman of the Oilers?"
Marla said, "Yes."

Marla called Ray Childress on the phone said, "Hello, hi, Ray."
Ray said, "We just want you to know that the flag football of the Cowboys and 49ers was cancelled, apparently there was a heart attack made by several guys."
Marla said, "That's okay, Ray, I'll cover up for you."

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