King of the Hill Meets Marla - POV Story

Hank's Cowboy Movie (Just Like the Episode)

After headed to Wichita Falls, Hank said, "Sweet Jethro Pugh."
Jethro said, "Uh Uh Uh, you cannot touch the ball."
Hank said, "Mr. Pugh, what brings you in?"
Jethro said, "Oh, you may know Bob Lilly, George Andrie and Larry Cole."
Larry said, "Yeah I was playing Foosball with you back in 1978, months after the Super Bowl."
George said, "My wife and I had seven kids, but Bob is a little more interesting."
Bob said, "Yeah, I was thinking about having a party later on, Marla gave me some of this peanut butter brownie."
Hank said, "Sounds great."
Jethro said, "But remember, you got two minutes before the security gets caught."
Hank said, "Good eye Jethro."
Jethro said, "We'll see you next time."

Ralph Neely came by while Hank and Bobby nearly leaves and Ralph said, "Whoa, stop right there."
Hank said, "Ralph Neely, the one of two last starters for the Super Bowl vs. the Broncos."
Ralph said, "Yeah, Mel Renfro is the other. I'm a Sooner since the early '60s."
Two workers in Wichita Falls said, "Go Sooners, Go Sooners."
Ralph said, "Shut your Pigskin mouth."
One young man name Jeff said, "Let's get back to work."
Ralph said, "You see, my wife died, thinking that I got horrible."
Bobby said, "Mr. Neely, did you play for the Super Bowl against the Dolphins?"
Ralph said, "No, Sonny, I was injured of the dirt bike accident with Marla Medders' brother Harold."
Hank said, "That's what you said about Marla. Bobby, let's go."

D.D. Lewis went to the hotel and said, "Did somebody say Pig Town?"
Hank said, "D.D. Lewis, I really admired you so does Marla Medders."
D.D. said, "My wife left me having an affair with Marla is not that usual."
Hank said, "Oops, sorry to hear that."
D.D. said, "What is this?"
Bobby said, "Magic fingers."
Hank said, "Bobby, shut your mouth."
D.D. said, "Due to the hotel policy, there will be no magic fingers for all of these rooms."
Bobby said, "You're such a Dick, D.D."
D.D. said, "What? Watch your mouth, I'm through with everything."
Hank said, "Robert Hill, you cannot say a bad word to Mr. Lewis, now you wash your mouth out right now with two or three of those little soaps."

After Hank said three names for the Cowboys, Danny White came along and said, "Hey, what about me, I was in that scrap?"
Hank said, "Danny White, are you related to Randy White?"
Danny said, "No we are not, Bob Breunig and I went to Arizona state, I had four kids, three sons and a daughter, same as Bob."
Hank said, "Are you the punter?"
Danny said, "I was once a punter way back, Ray Guy thinks he's funny."
Hank said, "Thanks for seeing me Danny."
Danny said, "Good luck then."

After completing the home movie, Marla said, "Hold it."
Hank said, "Marla?"
Marla said, "That's right, here's the real Cowboys video, which was made by my late dad Lonnie Medders."
While hearing "Tear in my Beer" by Hank Williams Sr., Hank said, "Look at that, that's me and my friends in which Marla signed autographs."
Boomhauer said, "Hey, I was kissing with my dang old girlfriend, Marla."
Marla said, "Oh, Boomhauer. That's me and Larry Cole at the beach before shooting my own movie."
Hank said, "Hey It's Tom Landry."
Marla said, "And that's me wearing a Terry Labonte shirt."
While applauding, Hank said, "No tear time for Marla."