King of the Hill Meets Marla - POV Story

Marla and Hank Meets Willie Lane

Marla was at the kitchen cooking meals for tonight. Peggy said, "Marla, guess what? Willie Lane is in town."
Marla said, "What, Willie Lane? He saw me on TV in 1978 messing around with Drew Pearson."
Peggy said, "I understand. Willie may have known the 49ers, but they will like me, around tonight."
Marla said, "I thought you never ask."

After the Cowboys win, Willie calls Bob Lilly for managing his skills and Marla came along.
Willie said, "Okay Mr. Lilly, I'll see you later. Bye."
Marla said, "Willie?"
Willie said, "Marla Medders, the lady I saw you on TV after the Super Bowl where you throw a pie at Randy White on his birthday and Drew Pearson was three days earlier."
Marla said, "That's great Willie."
Willie said, "Why don't you know hang out for tonight?"
Marla said, "Yes, but I got my 49er friends here."

At Willie's new house, right next to Marla's, Jethro Pugh came along and briefly talked to Marla. Marla said, "Jethro, I rejoined real estate with Larry Cole, I am also a home developer and a part time assistant principal from the middle school."
Jethro said, "That's great, D.D. Lewis and I earned a raised until Charlie Waters shows up."

The door bell rings, it was the 49ers friends, Keith, Randy, Dwight, Joe, Fred and Mike.
Marla said, "Welcome to Willie Lane's house."
Keith said, "Hey, I known Willie Lane."
Randy said, "So does he."
Fred said, "I known him before he got cut in 1979."
Joe said, "Me, too."
Dwight said, "Me three."
Mike said, "After graduation, I went to Oregon college, psyched at my new friends before I shaved a large beard."
Marla said, "Don't be silly, Michael, come on in."
Keith said, "Well, this place is better than I expected."

At Willie's house after he cut off Kahn's phone, Hank meets Roger Staubach and Marla. One song heard was Hard Working Man by Brooks & Dunn.
Hank said, "Mr. Staubach, my name's Hank Hill and I recognized you from all of these Cowboys games, did you have a pool cleaner?"
Roger said, "No I don't have one, you see I'm the only child like Joe Montana, the only time in 1979 in which we were dueling, Steve DeBerg's being a mess all the time."
Hank said, "All right then."
Joe said, "Hey, Hank, I send Too Tall Jones a letter in which we made it in those days, my second wife left me thinking that Dwight's not a mess after all."
Hank said, "Of course you do Joe."
Marla said, "All right guys, it's midnight, go home now."
After Keith turns off the radio, Marla said, "Go home guys, have fun. Not you Willie."

The next day, Dale said, "I cannot believe you met Roger Staubach's pool cleaner."
Marla said, "No, Roger don't have a pool cleaner, besides he's dead."
Boomhauer said, "Dang old sorry Marla."
Marla said, "Did you know what happened, Larry Cole asked you to played Foosball way back in 1978 stooped a little in which my brother Harold played air hockey."
Hank said, "Yep, we played Foosball."
Marla said, "And I saw Charles Haley a day ago at the mall criticizing his skills to Mark Stepnoski."
Hank said, "He's a great guy. Just a regular guy, I tell you what."

After Willie and Hank left, Bobby and Marla were talking in the kitchen, Marla said, "Well Dale said that thing wrong, but the pool cleaner's dead."
Bobby said, "I know it's professional."
Marla said, "It is professional, Bobby. Lane, #64. It looks like Willie stole Tom Rafferty's jersey."
Bobby said, "I didn't notice that."
Marla said, "Rafferty gives me a lesson singing bass in which I produced the album called "Four Irishmen and a Scott," with Herbert Scott, the black one."
Bobby said, "Is Herbert Scott the offensive lineman?"
Marla said, "That's right Bobbo."

Marla came over after Switzer, the dog came along. Marla said, "Hey, Willie, who is this dog?"
Willie said, "That's Switzer, named after Barry Switzer, the Sooners coach and also the Cowboys coach."
Marla said, "So cute, but the Sooners from Oklahoma are really fantastic like the days of Ralph Neely and Lee Roy Selmon, it's very fancy."
Willie said, "I know it's fancy alright, why don't you hang out?"
Marla said, "No, I got a job for a real estate with Larry."

After Willie tears the fence, Hank said, "All right, that does it."
Marla said, "Hank, stop this. Willie's not giving a lesson in which he owns one."
Hank said, "Marla, I'm teaching Willie a lesson now."
Marla said, "You can't do that, that's vulgarized. I know he's exiled for once, he stole Tom Rafferty's jersey because of his number, he's being crude, cruel and being a fiend like him. I want this behavior to stop, I'm calling the police."

At the end of it, Marla grabs a phone from Keith. Marla said, "Hello, hey, Keith, what's going on?"
All of the sudden John Fitzgerald and Tom Rafferty came by, John said, "I see you hanging out with Willie Lane, he's being a bad boy like Thomas Henderson."
Tom said, "Yeah, he stole my jersey, messing around with somebody else."
Marla said, "Boys, you disrupted my phone call from Keith, now get out."