King of the Hill Meets Marla - POV Story

Hank's Dirty Laundry (Just Like the Episode)

After rejecting to buy the dryer, Mike Walter was working at Mega Lo Mart, grabs Hank and Peggy, and said, "And don't come back ever again until you get good credit."
Bobby and Luanne also kicked out, Mark Buckley said, "And don't come back just like Mr. Walter says."

Meanwhile, Bobby was standing on with bus with Joseph, Peggy said, "Bobby! Do not get off the bus!"
Bobby said, "Look at all those cards and gifts. This gonna be the best birthday ever."
The bus driver said, "Hey, would you mind get off the bus?"
Marla said, "Eyes closed."

Marla grabs Joseph and Bobby at Hank and Peggy's house. Joseph said, "Hey, you got me into the wrong house."
Bobby said, "Look, this is my house Joseph."
Marla said, "Look guys, you're not going anywhere until all of the stuff has got to go. Timeout for ten minutes."

Hank, Dale and Boomhauer got kicked out of the post office, but refused to take out mailing list for pornography.
The post woman said, "And don't come back without taking away the mailing list and take all of that junk too."
Marla's car was approach and said, "Hey, Jeff, want a lift?"
Boomhauer said, "Yep."
Hank said, "You know something Marla, I cannot buy the dryer and pornography all by myself."
Marla said, "Now listen up, somebody stole your tapes and nobody noticed it."
Hank said, "What?"
Marla said, "You heard what I said, Hank."

While Hank was watching pornography, Peggy told Bobby to get out of the house and Marla told Luanne to get out as well.
Peggy said, "Bobby! For the love of god! Get out of the house!"
Bobby said, "Okay."
Marla said, "Luanne Platter, out."
Luanne said, "What's that you say Marla?"
Marla said, "I'm picking you and Bobby up to beauty academy."

At the beauty academy, Luanne said, "I'm still supposed to charge you for the shampoo."
Marla said, "I got a $100 dollars for using a shampoo, buying a Waylon Jennings record at the same time later on."
Bobby said, "Where is it?"
Marla said, "It's at the Arlen Thrift Store since you was born."

Bobby was trying to use a surprise party, opens Bobby's closet and Mike Walter was there.
Mike said, "Yow! Bobby, Luanne, what are you doing here?"
Luanne said, "Mr. Walter, you ain't captain midnight?"
Mike said, "No, I am not living in a closet, but I brought you this, Bobby."
Bobby said, "What's this the REO Speedwagon CD?"

After Bobby hugs the dryer after buying well, Marla plays Don Henley's "Dirty Laundry" by a cassette tape.

Hank said, "Boy I tell you that clean laundry is not dirty."
Marla said, "Well, no more porns, Hank."
Hank said, "That's what I wanted to hear, Marla."