'well versed in etiquette,
extraordinarily nice'
in which two people bond
over star wars and the fact
that both of their exes cheated
on them with one another.
[joe mazzello x oc]
[copyright jerjordan]
[1.13.19]
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tyler 😎
tyler 😎 hey movie star what're you doing right now
donna 😎 crafting the perfect caption for instagram come back
tyler 😎 i literally cannot believe that you just left instagram for three months
donna 😎 well when you have to up and move you life for four months in order to film a movie, you become a little preoccupied how's my lovely apartment
tyler 😎 it's fine.
donna 😎 why the period??? are you mad at me? wait tyler. tyler what happened?!
tyler 😎 well...
donna 😎 i want to know what happened but i don't want to know tyler what the fuck did u do please don't tell me you broke that vase
tyler 😎 no the vase is fine bert died
donna 😎 YOU KILLED MY FUCKING FISH TYLER WHAT THE FUCK
tyler 😎 wait shit not bert bert's chilling i promise but bianca died
donna 😎 you killed my fucking dog? tyler i have no fucking words right now.
tyler 😎 shit i killed the fucking plant okay all the pets are okay. but the plant is brown and hanging onto the ground and i think bianca peed in the pot.
donna 😎 well thank fucking god my pets are alive i can not wait to come home tomorrow
tyler 😎 i miss you!
donna 😎 i miss being mentally stable, but look where we are. have you talked to joe?
tyler 😎 not this again...
donna 😎 i'm just wondering how he's doing!
tyler 😎 uhhh i have an idea!
donna 😎 fuck u i'm staying in london because you're a bully and a dick head 'tExT hIM'
tyler 😎 text him !
donna 😎
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tyler 😎 why can't you just shoot the man a text message???
donna 😎 because i'm still shooketh about our last encounter
tyler 😎 don't ever use that fucking word again ew why are you like this.
donna 😎 a. ?* b. last time i texted him was about p a t r i c i a and he said K h e s a i d k and then i said coolio and he left me on r e a d
tyler 😎 so you proceed to ignore the man for 3 months???
donna 😎 never once ignored him. he never messaged me either
tyler 😎 probably because he's been busy
donna 😎 i'm busy, too!
tyler 😎 well to answer your question, he's good. he and patricia moved into separate apartments and he burned their photos 😂
donna 😎 i told him to do that!
tyler 😎 switch apartments?
donna 😎 no you fucker i told him to burn their photos or burn something can't remember
tyler 😎 you're psychotic i'm glad bianca died. maybe that thing was sending out weird fumes which make you insane.
donna 😎 okay i'm confused?? did my dog die or did my plant? if it's my dog, i will actually kill you. if it's the plant, it'll make more sense.
tyler 😎 stop naming everything with a b IM confused
donna 😎 goodbye.
tyler 😎 wait come back why are you so petty? donna, come on. the names you choose are good! i'm sorry :( you get offended so easily wtf am i still picking you up from the airport???
donna 😎 yes. and i know my names are good. i get offended easily because i'm self conscious, that's why i haven't messages joe in 3 months 😎✌️
