40. relationship milestones

1.6K 57 13
                                    

one month later, brought to you by disco deaky ;)

one month later, brought to you by disco deaky ;)

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.








tyler😎
i'm kinda sad today :(((

donna😎
uhhh hi???

tyler😎
yeah hi please respond to the fact that i'm sad !!

donna😎
...are you okay?

tyler😎
no :( thanks for asking though

donna😎
oh sure no big deal
what's up?

tyler😎
it's valentine's day and, for the first time in nearly five years, you're not spending it with me.

donna😎
oh yeah :((
i'm sorry, i know it's our tradition, but if it makes you feel any better, i'm super excited for tonight!

tyler😎
yeah that does make me feel better
ig i could just hang out with katie

donna😎
i promise we can hang out tomorrow!

tyler😎
good or else i'll kill you 🤠

donna😎
ye ye

tyler😎
what're y'all doing ?

donna😎
i'm not even sure
i think were having dinner
but i really hope it's not like secluded with candles and shit cause then i'd feel really awkward because that gives me anxiety

tyler😎
i don't understand how you're a real person sometimes
like seriously
who are you??

donna😎
cmon you know what i mean
but other than that scary thought, i'm excited!! i feel like something is going to happen

tyler😎
like what?

donna😎
idk
i know he's not going to say he loves me. i think it's a tad bit early for that but
idk

tyler😎
OMG

donna😎
what??

tyler😎
y'all are gonna have sex 😌

donna
tyler.
i'm legitimately speechless.
i don't understand how you think of some of the things you say.
like
what????
shouldn't he say i love you first???

tyler😎
no necessarily
i was reading a few articles about milestones in a relationship and cosmopolitan said that having sex before you say i love you is best
because like if the sex is bad and you don't feel anything, are you really in love ???

donna😎
w h y ?

tyler😎
because i've made bets with katie to see what will happen between you guys first
she thinks hell at least spend the night before you guys have sex
she also thinks he'll see you without makeup before you give each other pet names
i think it's all going to happen tonight

donna😎
where was this support when i was dating aaron??

tyler😎
aaron was a skunk from the start and we all knew it

donna😎
you're right

tyler😎
✌️
do you want to have sex with him?

donna😎
tyLER
thATS DISGUSTING
WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME???
I AM NOT TELLING YOU

tyler😎
you totally want to have sex with him.

killer queen | joe mazzello Where stories live. Discover now