killer queen | joe mazzello

80. borhap reunion

y'all dead ??
( tyler, katie, donna )

katie
okay what the fuck
where the frick is everyone ??
did you guys die???

donna
i miss you guys so much :(((
i love new york but
it's so weird not having both of you at the snap of my fingers

tyler
i've wanted to message this chat in forever but i'm afraid you're both too busy :(

katie
literally just message next time !!
i thought we all died !

tyler
i know but i was insecure
and busy
plus you're always filming, katie
and donnas got a h u s b a n d

donna
can u even believe it
like
it's so weird

katie
i have a week break from filming starting today
ALSO YOU GUYS I HAVE TEA

tyler
we should hang!!
I HAVE TEA TOO

donna
i do not
at least i don't think
no i don't have tea yet

tyler
"yet" this bitch 😤

katie
wives are wack

tyler
truly
go ahead and tell us ur tea katie

katie
so this happened a couple months ago but we all weren't talking for whatever reason
gwil asked me to be his girlfriend! like official girlfriend.

tyler
why're we all with men from borhap

donna
they have good
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tyler
won't let u finish

katie
we should add lucy to this

donna
yes!!

donna added lucy to the chat!

lucy
hello lovelies !!

donna
hi you beautiful woman!!
we all miss each other and it sucks :(

lucy
i miss you guys tooooo
i have this entire week off

tyler
wow this week is very popular

lucy
why?

katie
i have it off too!

lucy
yay! we should all meet up somewhere

donna
come to new york!! we have like three guest bedrooms because we don't have children yet and stuff
i need you guys to see the house!

tyler
my wittle housewife

katie
let's do it!! theres flights from la to nyc that take off in a few hours

lucy
and from london... but mine wouldn't be in until tomorrow morning
also if i come, would i be able to stay for longer than a week? pointless to come all that way and stay for only a week.

donna
of course!!

lucy
yay!! im gonna tell rami to see what his schedule looks like this week

donna
tbh we should get a borhap reunion going
joes always talking about how much he misses them

katie
same with gwil

lucy
and rami

donna
it's settled, get your men !!

tyler
actually, that's my tea

donna
oh?

lucy
what's wrong?

tyler
ben and i were like off and on for a couple of months because he couldn't ever make us his mind
like he told me he was questioning his sexuality and he was never sure
but then he told me he loved too much to just drag me around like he'd been doing
so he broke up with him until he figures himself out
pretty sure he's straight tho
and that shit hurted

donna
get the frick into my state so we can have a ladies night ??

katie
literally let's go ty
i'm so sorry :((

lucy
if it makes you feel any better, ben has really gay tendencies

donna
omg

tyler
i know but like
he always seemed to like women more

katie
gay men are drawn to talking about women
at least in my experience
... with you

tyler
thanks guys :(

donna
why're you still on the phone?? get over here!!

tyler
on our way !