tyler😎
tyler😎
hey you beautiful woman !
how's your morning going?
donna😎
hi tyler
what do you want?
tyler😎
why do you assume i want something??
donna😎
because you greeted me extremely sweetly 😂
tyler😎
as opposed to me greeting you extremely sourly?
donna😎
yesterday, you said "bitch, wake your ass up so we can go get some fucking coffee 🙄"
tyler😎
fair enough.
i just wanted to know what you're going to be doing this saturday night, on november the 19???
donna😎
well, it'll be my 30th birthday, so i'll be bopping it in my bedroom, with bianca and a large pizza 🥰
jk, hopefully we're going out to the club or something lol
tyler😎
you're damn right we're going out !
you and me, a club, some shots, and a large pizza afterwards
donna😎
hell yes, man
can katie and joe come?
tyler😎
i already asked, but they said they're both busy :(
i'm sorry, bb
donna😎
it's fine, it's just my birthday lol nothing too special
tyler😎
yep you're right
see ya later, bitch
donna😎
and you further prove my point ^
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operation: donna's birthday🎂🎉3️⃣0️⃣🤩😍
( katie, joe, tyler )
tyler
alright, nerd and nutcase, donna's saturday night is all ours 😌😌
joe
i didn't think it would be that hard lol she doesn't ever do anything
katie
i know, she's so boring
so what's the full plan?
joe
tyler takes her to dinner, while we set up his apartment, he brings her back, we surprise her with cake, the three of us, her parents, her brother, and pizza and dunkin, my dog, of course will be and
yeah i think that's it
katie
awww you have a dog?
tyler
yes. dunkin and bianca get along very well lol
joe
they really do
tyler
which is funny because they're like mini versions of you and donna
katie
well if that doesn't say something, then i don't know what does...
tyler
my point exactly
joe
what?
katie
joe, we know y'all like one another
tyler
yeah^ i think everybody does tbh
joe
h u h
tyler
y o u a n d d o n n a t o t a l l y h a v e h e a r t e y e s f o r o n e a n o t h e r
joe
uh
idk what you're talking about
but i have to go lol
katie
you're totally bluffing, joe
tyler
you're a total liar bro 😂
joe
uh huh well i have to go feed my fish
tyler
you don't even have a fish???
joe
well i have to go buy myself a fish, ✌️
katie
that is totally donnas man
tyler
oh definitely
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killer queen | joe mazzello
Fanfiction'well versed in etiquette, extraordinarily nice' in which two people bond over star wars and the fact that both of their exes cheated on them with one another. [joe mazzello x oc] [copyright jerjordan] [1.13.19]
